Feb 29, 2012
commented on HELLO, EYE-SHARK!
I have a raging shark boner and you have just made my day...now if you'll excuse me, I better go take care of this.
Jan 28, 2012
commented on Why Do So Many Women Have a Seemingly Irrational Hatred of Zooey Deschanel?
Zooey is that song/band that you find and you love because think its so cool and a different sound in a sea of homogenized crap..you see her at the pretty parlor and you tell everyone you know how rad she is....inevitably everyone catches on and then you have to share it/her/them with the masses and its no longer your awesome gem...so you begin to resent it...your favorite "struggling artist" is on a big gulp cup....and then you wake up one morning and you realize....
ZOOEY IS NICKELBACK.
Nov 15, 2011
joined My Stranger Face