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Aug 14, 2013 keksutaja commented on SL Letter of the Day: Exing Out Exes.
In the lesbian scene if you don't stay civil/sociable with your exes and don't manage to be civil/sociable with your partner's exes you will soon run out of lesbians to be civil/sociable towards.
Aug 7, 2013 keksutaja commented on After Economics: Fat City.
just loving that title: Chief Flusher Simon Evans
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Apr 30, 2013 keksutaja commented on Savage Love.
the fact that I'm a tad sexually frustrated at the moment disqualifies me from advising parents to teach their children about birth control? o.O

my story wasn't just a conspiratory reminder to teens (hey, have sex during the day! use the night to sleep and rest your growing body!) but a reminder to parents as well that their almost grown up little angles could pretty much have sex almost everywhere else besides at home where you have banned it and can maybe control them to keep their bedroom door open.

and legally my then "too old for me" boyfriend was all good (i think the age of consent was 14 here then, maybe they've done something with that since), so you don't have to worry.
Apr 24, 2013 keksutaja commented on Savage Love.
First on sleepovers and teens having sex: It doesn't need to be night-time for the sex to be happening!

Nights can be a really bad time for teen sex: the parents sleep right in the next room, the walls are paper thin and every little sound carries, and the parents are, you know, right THERE, in the same building (totally a buzzkill, even with a lock on your bedroom door). I was having sexytimes at 16 at home with my then 21yo boyfriend when the house was empty in daytime.

So if there are parents out there who think banning all sleepovers is the best contraceptive for teens and then don't educate their children about the real stuff, don't be surprised to become grandparents soon or try to find that lone abortion clinic still somehow existing in your area on short notice.

@25 that's what I've been trying to tell my girlfriend about me not wanting to shave my ladybits. It's fucking uncomfortable, I can't even walk straight, every nerve-ending is tingling, can't focus on anything else, can only wear tight pants and stuff that separates all the bits so they don't rub against each other. and then the razor burn and bumps and stuff.
Now I use some depilatory cream and also lots of mild antibacterial soap and moisturizing stuff. And I survived the short uncomfortable period. But no matter how much I take care of the area it's stll a bit pimply somewhere. And she still won't go down on me. why do I even bother..
Apr 12, 2013 keksutaja commented on Dear Reddit—We Get It!.
why did I know that buckwheat is more of a nut? at least it is said to be a nut-like thingie in my first language.

and rhubarb? I only eat the stems! what is going on? what kind of freaky rhubarb have you got over there?
Apr 10, 2013 keksutaja commented on State Sues Florist Who Refused Service to a Gay Wedding.
@ 8
You made my day sunny again.
At least metaphorically, because the rain that contributed to me slipping and spraining my wrist is still going strong.
Mar 10, 2013 keksutaja commented on Slog Bible Study: Song of Solomon 4:5-6.
It's pretty straight forward, right? there isn't some obscure symbol i'm not getting?

Then i would like to agree. boobies smell like heaven.
Not sure about the deer tho. sure it's a pleasent sight what with the lilies and everything. But boobies = much softer & more fun.
Feb 16, 2013 keksutaja commented on SL Letter of the Day: My Bi Guy.
@8: So i'm currently a bi woman in a monogamous long-term relationship with another chick. before that i was a bi woman in mostly monogamish (ok, fine, I was cheating on some of them) shorter or longer relationships with dudes. And with some of these dudes and maybe even with this chick their biggest incomprehensible (for me) fear is that I should leave them for the other sex. Why is that worse that I should leave someone for the other sex? I understand that you can't really control your fears and emotions but why is it even logically (at least to some people) somehow better to jump from pussy to pussy and dick to dick than from pussy to dick to pussy again?
That's how being bi works for me - I have been with my chick for four years now, I haven't had any dick for that long and I sometimes fantasize about that. But I watch mostly lesbian porn. But then I read gay slash (lots of dick there). Should my relationship end I might get reaquainted with dick again.

Or I am just a CPOS that if I crave the genitals I'm no getting from my current relationship I'm gonna outsource them to scratch that itch because I haven't had any luck finding partners who are open to monogamish or open relationships.
Jan 9, 2013 keksutaja commented on Savage Love.
wow.. everything just seems so complicated over there heteroville and gaytown..

i'm just gonna go watch some girls with strap-ons assfuck each other and fantasize about stubble burn on my face and lady bits and the tastes of dick, pussy and ass.

oh morgana, i need to get laid!