Aug 17, 2012
commented on "Sharpie Parties"
I'm huffing whiteboard markers as i type, and it's lovely. It's the smell of autism. But oh, back to, what?, yeah, the damn banks and art and rage and breaking shit. How many times have i been written on with a sharpie? That's be a FUCKTON, bob. And I don't advise it. I also don't advise breaking other peoples shit.
Sidewalk chalk for the concrete. Spray paint, if you can draw. And yeah, sharpies for the only one who's still awake.
Aug 6, 2012
commented on America's Schools Need More Socialism
You wouldn't have stayed in school. Don't kid yourself. You wanted out.
Teachers should only teach for 20 years. 10 to get good at it, and 10 to do it. That last 10 years is pretty fucking grim for everybody. I'd like to see them in the district office for the last 10 years....
Anyway, the Teacher Incentive Funding program is all we've got right now, fingers crossed. It's a pain in the ass, and three major metro areas have already failed (returned federal dollars) due to the difficulty of 5 unions fucking each other in the eyeballs, and peoples' un-willingness to tie their paychecks to data management issues. Not pretty, but possible. In fact, the Dept of Ed is looking to Seattle to be the first major metro area success in this project. (that information would require 'reporting'.)
But, we can shut all the schools down, say, for one year, and parents can teach those little germ-spewing bastards how to plant a goddamn carrot, water and weed the motherfucking garden for a full fucking year.
Hell, maybe a neighborhood can get together to teach 'Agriculture' and 'Husbandry'. It could be done inside of all our freeway's 'cloverleafs'. Good way to learn about drainage and soil....
Aug 6, 2012
commented on The Terrorist
--19 Drones are off the shelf at about 109.99. Anybody who can do trig and order a GPS chip is in the game. Oh no, solder a solar panel to the wings! OMG too hard!!!
Fire bomb? Easy. Recon? Easier. Frag bombs? Sure! Point being, it's OFF THE SHELF. The genie is WAY out of the bottle on this one.
You too, can have an army of drones...
Aug 6, 2012
commented on Man Kills Six People at Sikh Temple in WI
Fuck. Back in the good ol' days of N. California, the Sihk's ran each other over with pickup trucks, and nobody really gave a shit. But everyone sure as fuck knew they were Sihks, and not Muslims.
Fuck Wisconsin. Fuck the flyover. Fuck honkys. All us honkys got face-raped by vikings. That's the only reason we are white and predisposed to bipolar illness. Full stop. Anything else is stupid.
Again, Fuck Wisconsin. All of you.
Aug 1, 2012
commented on Runaway Train
Today's coal train was nearly 100 cars and NOT moving at 30mph. (it did not smell like rotten fish, but it DOES have a smell.) It was co-incided by a long container-truck train.
The co-incidence caused gridlock. That's 2 trains, and then gridlock.
Good luck, SODO.