commented on Spooky Shit
God Damn,you people are fucking inhuman... This is what happens when you LOCK TOILETS and don't let people in your bathrooms to shit without buying something...they are going to blow ass all over your front lawns more often because of your "SHITTY" business rules and policy's...fucking deal with it...AND WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THIS GUY CHECK THE LICENSE PLATE ON THE CAR OR Describe to police WHAT THE CAR LOOKED LIKE OR THE PEOPLE LOOKED LIKE WITH A SKECH ARTIST??? God,you cops are FUCKING STUPID...
commented on Why Are Pigeons’ Feet So Fucked Up?
Man,is this what the stranger is reduced to? Articles about pigeons? This paper IS for the birds...well,anyway,I can also tell you why the pigeon's feet are messed up,it is because to prevent them from roosting up in a awning or on a ledge,near a bussness where they can camp out and bother people for food and get out of the rain,shit on people,and bulid a nest and attack people... So,to stop this, they use SPIKES OR NAILS on the ledge or inside the awning...the dumb birds try to fly and walk on these and they fuck their feet up...they do build nests on these spiky awnings and it cuts up their feet...it is like if I threw thumbtacks and nails all over the stranger office and told you to get to work making this paper for a year in this mess without cleaning it...
commented on The Worst Jobs We’ve Ever Had
OK,get ready,I am going to kick all of your asses at your jobs...First up is the easter bunny:have you ever talked to the furry community at anthrocon in Pittsburgh every year about how it sucks? Next,the house painter:use a shower cap for your hair and go downwards on the ladder and raise you hand like the statue of liberty,then wave it,brushing the wall,it works better...
Security guard:take a walk and exercise and lay off the coffee,it makes your body more tired,I've done the "graveyard shift" before myself,don't just sit on your fat ass all night...
DQ cone maker:your family and boss is treating you like dog shit on a cone...they think it is a treat and want you to have some,grow two scoops between that cone of yours and say FUCK YOU ALL to them!
Sports reporter:you need to learn math,go back to school...no one is going to save your ass,next time...
Farmhand:try chickens instead...or pigs and cows...:-)
Foam maker:try selling other foam products like shipping peanuts or mattresses or hire the security guard that is in the article...
Brick maker:I know all about stone,use mudbricks or cement instead,it is easer then figuring out if you made the right kind of brick that is strong and not claylike and less stressful...
Hotel maid:need lemon pledge? Mister superman,no,he no home.. Lol..seriously,maid work is not THAT bad once you get into that mindset of carelessness...
SEE? I CAN DO ALL YOUR FUCKING PATHETIC JOBS AND STILL DO MY OWN...you guys at the stranger are weak...I can eat a can of alphabet soup and shit out on paper a better paper than this...
commented on I, Anonymous
Shut the fuck up,you whiney piss ant baby! Stoners and ANYONE have A RIGHT to talk about whatever the fuck they want on the bus...IT IS FREEDOM OF SPEACH,FUCKHEAD...So,what if he is talking about pot and getting fucked up,MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!!! It is a PUBLIC BUS and shitheads and druggies take the fucking bus all the time and smoke,drink,fuck,do drugs,and be a asshole as long as the driver allows it...if you don't like it,take a fucking cab or a limo if you are "Richie Bitchie" or WALK,MOTHERFUCKER...Otherwise, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH IT OR GET THE FUCK OFF THE BUS!!!
commented on Kelly O Gets Down with the Clown
Nice,I really think ICP should be more original in their works though...as a old school juggalo myself,I remember back in the 90s when SLAM TV! was popular and many artists and songwriters related to ICP were original,loud and crazy,and boy,did the public loved it and ate it up...nowadays,they make occasional appearances on the media,but they are not as "insane" as they used to be...the bands related to ICP stopped making records and ICP toned down the craziness...WTF happened? Where is the dark carnival,psychopathic killer clowns anymore? Twiztid is doing good,but what about the other bands?
commented on Kids Shoot the Darndest Things
Let me give it to you from a urbain perspective:This article is complete horse shit...blah,blah,blah,boo hoo hoo,my poor baby got shot and died,WHO CARES??? as for kids getting into your guns, lock them up and put a safety trigger on them!! You can buy a trigger lock for $20 at any store that sells guns...
Dec 10, 2012
commented on The Simpsons Meet Portlandia; Neither Benefit from the Arrangement
I grew up watching the Simpsons,but later on,I found the humor in the series to be very dry and tasteless...it is like the rest of the dysfunctional family corporate fox cartoons(Family guy,American dad,Cleveland show...e.t.c)...Besides,I mostly now watch Anime online and really don't give a fuck anymore about American cartoons...
Dec 6, 2012
commented on The Perfect Christmas Gift for Relatives Who Have [CENSORED] Sticks Up Their [CENSORED]
Fuck this fucking bullshit...what fucktard fucking came up with this fucking horse shit? I fucking swear all the god damn fucking time and this is a fucked up invention to fucking censor swear fucking television... It is fucked up they you can look at cocks,pussies and tits on the fucking internet,but you don't fucking let kids hear swearing...fuck that shit and fuck the cocksuckers at the fucking god damn FCC!!!
Nov 12, 2012
commented on I Am Really Digging This Anti-Princess Vibe We've Got Going On Right Now
Excuse me,princess!!! Next time,your in another castle,I'll remember that post...burn down a movie theater??? This isn't DOOM and I don't feel like shooting up my school... it's just a video game,get over it...have some "hot coffee" or play second life..your brain has warped to world 6-9 pause your game before it's too late or it is GAME OVER...(Love my video game puns? ;)