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ubermaus

On the other coast of another continent of a small planet in a minor system between the spiral arms of an obscure galaxy of this amazing and expanding universe

Bio

I am a figment of my imagination

TMI

Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
Where's your hairiest square inch?: I am all hair
What keeps you up at night?: Commentaries
Tushy or Tuchus
If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: If it is mindless zombie, ruthless asshole like like Hitler to attack in whatever way satifies (avoiding the brain). If mindful, ruthless asshole to ask what the fuck is wrong with him (then destroying the brain).

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Dec 19, 2012

ubermaus commented on National Review Writer Blames Newtown Massacre on Feminine Passivity.

Man, can you imagine? At the first shots those real men would rush the fray and be heroes like in the movies. I'm sure those kids would have been perfectly fine left alone in an uncertain and frightening situation.

Yeah, perhaps more dead children and teachers but the families need not cry since they died as warriors and now reside in Valhalla.

Aug 22, 2012

ubermaus commented on Poor Little Rich Girl Ann Romney Misses Her Moment in the Spotlight.

Are the Republicans coming out against the television market maximizing its profits when it doesn't suit their agenda? Shocking!?!?

Aug 21, 2012

ubermaus commented on Did the Medical-Marijuana Industry Go Too Far Campaigning Against Pot Legalization Initiative 502 at Hempfest this Weekend?.

Um, #34, a NG is a millionth the size of a MG. So .05 NG/ML is .00000005 MG/ML. That is far, far below 5 MG/ML

Jan 11, 2012

ubermaus commented on Benefit Barriers.

I am familiar with the Jackson Federal Building and security is not exactly a gauntlet. Unless they are going to add something, entrance is less onerous than a pre-9/11 airport. There are just two metal detectors, one at each entrance.

Dec 22, 2011

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Dec 22, 2011

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Dec 22, 2011

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Dec 22, 2011

ubermaus commented on The DADT Repeal Just Got Its Iconic Image.

I hope I am not the only person who feels my nerd when I notice it is a naval officer named Gaeta in a same-sex relationship. I hope she doesn't lose her leg because of the freakish certainty a(n) (undefined entity) and lead a (seemingly reasonable but actually wrongheaded) mutiny.