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Nov 24, 2014 DickDave commented on A Review of the Weekend: Poor People Drink Bad Beer, Charlie Megira, and Chop "Starbucks" Suey.
Being a calico, Scampers is almost definitely a "her".
Sep 4, 2014 DickDave commented on Do We Have a Pumpkin Spice Problem?: A Photographic Exploration.
Yeah! And poultry isn't a spice either! Fuck Poultry Spice!
Aug 5, 2014 DickDave commented on Idiot to Television News Crew: "I didn't make this kid pass out on my floor.".
Sorry, I have no business commenting here since I only watched the video (sound off) until the guy pointed at the passed out guy (because I had to see it!), so maybe there was some relevance to The Guess Who's "The (sic) Eyes" (h/t @3). But that made me think of some other band of yestereon, The Grass Roots, and their "Temptation Eyes" which is one of the creepiest songs ever, and maybe this has been discussed on Slog before, but I don't remember because I am old and addled (see @3).

Anyway, awesome party.

And, yes, idiot.
May 30, 2014 DickDave commented on NSFW Community Spotlight: Lester Pause.
Okay, I've reread that twice now. It's such a beautiful story. I feel like the rest of my night is going to be a bust. I'm going to have to quit doing everything else. I don't want this weird, happy feeling to end.
Apr 24, 2014 DickDave commented on SL Letter of the Day: Unknown and Unfamiliar.
@14 - I tend to assume that all LWs are gay (dude or other) - no matter their opening sentence - and am, more often than not, disappointed to find that it is not the case. (But I'm kinda like that in real life too. My gaydar has a hairtrigger. Totally unreliable.)
Apr 2, 2014 DickDave commented on Shooting at Ford Hood Military Base in Texas.
Why is every shooting greeted by Phoebe in Wallingford as no more remarkable than a minor change in the weather?
Mar 14, 2014 DickDave commented on Was I Born on the Worst Day in Music History?.
Shared birthdays: Alice Cooper, Kansas drummer Phil Ehart, The Offspring's Noodles (same year), and Natalie Imbruglia. Yeah, not so impressive, I know, but Karen Carpenter died on my birthday. (And later, Liberace. Hm. Didn't know that one.)
Jan 31, 2014 DickDave commented on "Nobody cares that you don't care about the Super Bowl".
rob! @6 - The first Sunday in February is my favorite day to go to the beach. No monster trucks to be seen anywhere! Nothing but me, my partner, gulls and shorebirds.
Jan 30, 2014 DickDave commented on Cavity Search: Skittles Forever.
I like the Wild Berry SkittlesĀ® best. Several years ago, they tossed a few secret (not very), special (yes, very!) Candy-apple skittles into each bag. They were a pleasing shade of apple-flesh cream and honestly the tastiest SkittlesĀ® ever concocted on God's lime green earth. Sadly, I must have been the only person who liked them because, as far as I know, the flavor's never made a reappearance.

As for the regular Wild Berry SkittlesĀ®, the strawberry and melonberry (??) are best when eaten together.
Dec 25, 2013 DickDave commented on How the Kvetch Stole Chanukah.
I like Diana Lawrence's "Chinese and a Movie Day".