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NoelleyB
West Seattle
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Geeky, atheist, straight but not a breeder, fond of fancy socks.

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  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all

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Dec 8, 2012 NoelleyB commented on Saturday Morning News.
@3 It's the standard practice when buying chicks.
Nov 30, 2012 NoelleyB commented on THIS IS IT: SLOG CANINE DOMINATION!!.
If we open this up to cats, I demand that my bunny be included. Maple uses a litter box as well as any cat.
Nov 30, 2012 NoelleyB commented on The Ugly History of Cooking.
I shouldn't cook because women used to be forced into it? So then black people shouldn't garden because of the agricultural work forced on the slaves of our nation's past? I think both of these arguments are equally full of shit.

Also "Americans and their hobbies!?" I seriously doubt that Americans are the only people on earth who fill their leisure time with useful but unnecessary tasks.
Nov 30, 2012 NoelleyB commented on Vote Dina Martina as Drag Queen of the Year!.
@Dina Martina can we do both?
Nov 29, 2012 NoelleyB commented on The Kitchen Is Our Egg.
Fuck you, too Charles. My enjoyment of my hobby, my satisfaction at crafting a meal that is delicious, is not a fiction. Why is it just cooking that gets this hate? My neighbor loves to work on cars in his free time. Should he give up his lie and just leave it to the professionals, too? Should every person who never plans to publish stop keeping a journal? Should everyone in the city just hire maids instead of cleaning their own house? Your experience is not the universal one, and you should know better at your age. Any teen on reddit could publish bullshit absolutist opinions like this one. I can't believe you're paid for this.
Nov 29, 2012 NoelleyB commented on Adderall and Football.
Weird. My husband's shrink just mentioned yesterday that there's an adderall shortage.
Nov 21, 2012 NoelleyB commented on Pat Robertson Warns Christians: Atheists Are Coming to Steal Christmas.
@14 Many atheist parents love Santa Clause for just this reason. Santa is fake, and figuring this out is a great exercise in critical thinking for young children.
Sep 30, 2012 NoelleyB commented on Charlie Staadecker and His Bow Tie Announce Their Candidacy for Mayor.
This guy seems wholesome, adorable and in love with our city. Unless there's some impressive skeletons in his closet, I'd vote for him.
May 16, 2012 NoelleyB commented on Gardening with Goldy.
The brown and black garden slugs are an invasive species from Europe, anyway. They are weeds in animal form.
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