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Mar 18, 2013 The Magic of Television commented on Europe's Top Bankers Are Stoopid.
And everybody might be thinking "oh yeah, take that money from the Russian Mafia, that's fine, but what's going here is that they're A) stealing money from wealthy, connected Russians, and B) stealing potential tax revenue from the Russian government. That's just not a good idea.
Mar 18, 2013 The Magic of Television commented on Europe's Top Bankers Are Stoopid.
#5-9-11-15 is talking about inflation, everybody. But he's full of shit if he thinks there's no inflation in the EU.
Dec 16, 2012 The Magic of Television commented on I Am Adam Lanza's Mother.
Am I seriously the first person to wonder where this kid's father is? Why did he leave this poor woman to raise four kids, one mentally disturbed, by herself? And where is Adam Lanza's father, for that matter? Were they such horrible men that these women thought they would be better off raising mentally ill sons on their own?
Nov 25, 2012 The Magic of Television commented on Sunday Morning News.
@14 So the US has a moral imperative to lift China out of poverty by buying Chinese-made goods, but all the Americans who have lost their manufacturing jobs over the last few decades can go get stuffed?

@17 Americans putting American interests over other nations' isn't racism, it's nationalism. And the reverse is, at worst, treason.
Sep 29, 2012 The Magic of Television commented on Good Morning, Afghanistan.
This is what happens when a generation raised on Call of Duty hits the real battlefield:

"Shit we're under attack! Go ahead bros, I'll draw their fire!"
*slides down a rocky hill backwards on his ass*
"I'm hit!" (to self: "Stay calm bro, I'll just respawn at the top of the hill.")
*waits, nothing happens*
"I'm hit! I'mhitI'mhitI'mhit!"
Jun 1, 2012 The Magic of Television commented on SL Letter of the Day: There Are Straight Male Escorts Out There!.
I met Mr Weasel a few months ago when a female friend of mine procured his services. Nice enough guy, says he's not taking any new clients, however. The two of them met up with friends for drinks after their session. I showed up a little later and another friend told me his demeanor changed after I arrived, as if having a second guy at a table full of women had thrown off his game.

As an aside, and this seems obvious in hindsight, never accept a cigarette from a clown.
Mar 14, 2012 The Magic of Television commented on Repackaging Beethoven's 5th.
#6 You are right. I'll never forget the first time I ever saw DAT ASS, I was sitting in the front row of what was up to that point a comedy show. You don't forget an ass like that.
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Mar 6, 2012 The Magic of Television commented on SL Letter of the Day: I Never Believed Those Letters I Read In "Savage Love" Until....
I don't believe it. A 35-year-old man who still calls his friend "dude"? Come on!