Mar 14, 2012
joined My Stranger Face
Mar 14, 2012
commented on How to Defeat a Pit Bull with Your Bare Hands
Lay on the ground, yea thats the best. I would like to see how Emily Keegans does that. Her fake boobs will probably get chewed off first.
Am I the only one who thinks this article is actually funny?
It is mild and hardly aggressive. Only at the last few lines he gives very barely few tips on how to actually defend yourself. I would like to know the most weak points of dogs, the eyes yes, throat -ok, something else ? And how exactly I dodge the first bite from that dog, how do I bait it with something, so I can strike first. Seriously, my dog got bitten by some friggin huskey yesterday (top 4th most dangerous dog), because it was let out to walk in the park without leash. The one walking it out leashed after the attack and released it 5min later. Next time that dog comes at mine agressively I am going to rip its anus apart and feed it to the guy who walks him out unleashed after breaking his teeth. And while he is down trying I will pay the homeless guys to rape him. I think thats the appropriate aggressiveness this article needed. So next time you walk your dangerous dog out without leash, fear me, I could be near you.