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Feb 8 hermann commented on Republicans File Bill to Fulfill State's Paramount Duty to Arm School Teachers.

Takko's a Democrat, as most people purporting to cover the leg would know.

Jan 3 hermann commented on Inslee Names State's Second-Best Ex-Blogger to Communications Director Post.

Hack 3:16
"And a new king was crowned, and the Lord decreed: 'Be kind unto this king's messenger, even if that kindness is feigned and especially if you are a total asshole and a terrible scribe, so that he may return your phone calls at a later date.'"
Discuss.

Sep 26, 2012 hermann commented on Watch the State Supreme Court Hearing That Made Goldy Threaten to Give Up.

I'd rather Goldy were fired, but far be it from me to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Sep 18, 2012 hermann commented on Five Old White Guys vs. Jay Inslee.

Hey Eli, any chance you guys can fix Goldy's inaccurate "vacate" headline? Or is that not how you all roll? Thanks!

Sep 18, 2012 hermann commented on PA State Supreme Court Vacates Voter ID Law.

So, are we going to fix this factually inaccurate headline?

Sep 12, 2012 hermann commented on Rob McKenna: Josh Feit and Erica Barnett Are Not Journalists.

Mommy, it's NOT FAIR! Suzy's doing the EXACT SAME THING! She shouldn't get any dessert either!

Seriously, can't you understand that you don't get to have things both ways? You're a polemicist, which, whatever, go with God, but stop pretending to be something else. Stop being bad for America. Please.

Sep 10, 2012 hermann commented on About That PAC I Allegedly Run.

I know! I hate it when I'm listed as the current "campaign manager/media contact" for an political action committee that I haven't though about in literally years! It's clear that you believe you're God's gift to political journalism. The unfortunate thing is that your self-aggrandizing rhetoric has others (albeit people who think they're too smart to read anything but Slog) believing it too.

Sep 10, 2012 hermann commented on What the McKenna Campaign Talks About When It Talks About The Stranger.

He's got a point. If I was a Republican candidate and Goldy was 'covering' my campaign, I wouldn't let his hacky ass onto my press calls either. Unfortunately, with a guy like that on staff, the rest of your reporters (like the excellent Paul Constant and yourself) are exposed to charges of also being terrible hacks, which if course they (and you) are not. Bummer.

Aug 13, 2012 hermann commented on Japan on Mothra Alert After Scientists Find "Severe Abnormalities" in Fukushima Butterflies.

Ha! Funny joke, Goldy! Nothing like poking fun at those dealing with nuclear fallout.

Jun 8, 2012 hermann commented on The Ron Paul ReLOVEution Is Well and Truly Over.

Note how a visibly excited Hannity adjusts his American flag lapel pin just as he's asking whether Paul has first cleared the endorsement with his father (at 0:35). Hannity's erogenous zone, right?! He's all like, "This-is-so-HOT-I-can't-have-to-ugh-oh--my-yes--touch-the-American flag-lapel-pin! OH GOD YES!"