William of Seattle
strip mall in Lacey
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Seattle native, 51 in a Get off my Lawn phase, but I do it on… more »

William of Seattle rewatching Inherent Vice over and over and over.

William of Seattle

Location: strip mall in Lacey

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Seattle native, 51 in a Get off my Lawn phase, but I do it on the public sidewalk...in my underwear

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • SVN or Git
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Pot or Coke
  • Presse or Pichet
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • Zune or Segway
  • SF or LA
  • Poneman or Pavitt
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • OTB or ACT
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Production or Devel
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: The Boxer
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: any butt rock heavy metal
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: my mind
  • What keeps you up at night?: booze a hol
  • What helps you sleep?: pot
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: fast Car
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: head
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Kubrick
  • What book have you read the most?: Under The Volcano
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: the Shining
  • What piece of art would you steal?: original Hemingway
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: people who point out grammatical peeves
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: white powders
  • For Trolls Only

  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: conformity
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: park by pike place market
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: love
 

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