commented on The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
YAY! Please start watching American Horror Story too so you can chitty chat about it. It's twice as scary, twice as predictable, and a hundred times more awkward about race this season. Kathy Bates is a immortal slave driver. Our heroine witch can't have sex with boys without their brains squirting out of their eyes and ears. It might be even better than Girls.
@9 I was thinking to myself "Wait...this guy's a doctor?". Do you know how many instructional videos those people have to watch every year about covering your mouth and hand washing? AHAHAHAHAHA!
commented on Why Aren't There More Female Animated Characters?
Disney has been pure patriarchal tripe for decades, enough with the damn princesses already. I'm also really starting to HATE CG animation. Yeah, it looks shiny and clean in the end, but I have more respect for a hand drawn animation than virtuall dollies who all make the exact same expression because they have no lines in their faces.
I wish America could keep more animation studios, we outsource nearly everything to Korea and India. It's so sad!
I am so smitten with Nickelodeon's Avatar series. It's full of amazing ladies and girls and it's a fun premise. Even some Anime (where the females are really drawn to pander to men) are better at passing the Bechdel Test. The action genre in the Western World has a long way to go, as long as it's run by dudebros like this douche. Thanks for telling our daughters they're too pretty to be tough, and if they're not pretty they're screwed.
commented on SLLOTD: Kept Woman Woes
This is kind of a non-problem. After yesterday's non-sex non-question, I'd thought you'd pick something more challenging, Mr. Bergner.
Doesn't sound like you're too busy with school yet, so keep things in perspective, princess. Young(ish) men pretend to be too stupid to shop/feed themselves, but you can slap some sense into him easy. You're a blow job queen, you have a lot of leverage.
commented on Why Is Sexism So Prevalent in Superhero Comics?
A lot of nerdy ladies prefer Manga. Female characters are still hyper-sexualized, but they're given much more panel time and tend to be badass instead of the wet blanket/mom/girlfriend.
And most of the male characters have that svelt, toned body that I so prefer over the chunky body-builder look.
commented on Mary-Louise Parker Is Quitting Acting Because of the Internet
I bet a lot of her criticism is completely sexist.
I think she's a good actor. Granted, Weeds sucked after season 2 and her character was a ruthless whore, but Bryan Cranston plays an evil megalomanac and the whole world blows smoke up his ass.
Guh! I hope she comes around.
commented on Ken Hoinsky, Author of Controversial "Seduction Guide" Funded Via Kickstarter, Apologizes
@ 20, If you have to trick a woman into being with you, she's probably not your kind of chick.
Nearly every scenario is about getting a drinking girl into your bed by being pushy. Maybe that's fine if you and the target aren't looking for anything serious.
But are there PUA books about KEEPING a relationship? If there are, they're probably all about asserting your superior manliness over your partner by using physical force and strategic put-downs.
I hope there aren't any adolescent boys who get their world-view destroyed by these assholes weeping about "sperm-jacking", "hypergamy", and "alph males". All this preaching that women are silly slutty creatures who need you to tell them what they want is extremely harmful. Shit, don't these guys have mothers?
I would direct all these Pepe LePews to Dan Savage.
commented on Portland Voters Are Stoopid
I have been having sad experiences with Portlandians of late. It seems to be the happy little hippy town that breeds a lot of science-deaf, conspiracy-theory believing, internet-new-age-woo-woo-consuming, pretentious ninnies who love the smell of their own farts.
I am not surprised.