Dec 4, 2015
commented on NBC News Shows Live Tour of the Apartment of the Woman Suspect in San Bernardino Shooting
"If the stuff that CNN and NBC reporters were rifling through was at all relevant to the mass murder case against them or to their connections with ISIS, then it would have been admitted as evidence in a trial."
If there were going to be a trial, you think evidence would already be admitted? And who do you think would be tried in this "mass murder case"? It's not news that cable news sucks, but these are just really odd things to write.
Feb 14, 2014
commented on The Morning News: Drug Tunnels, Ban on Peeing, and LOVE
It's 1 1/2 football fields, not 11 1/2. Which is why the football field is a stupid fucking measurement. I thought it was stupider, though. 11 1/2 fooball fields is almost exactly 1 kilometer, and I was wondering who the hell would choose such a useless measurement in such a situation. "Oh yeah, I can picture the distance of 11 1/2 football fields, but a kilometer? What're we, commies?"
Dec 3, 2013
commented on Screw Open Threads
"Saints have former Bear QB, or one with similar name, ready to come into the game. This is beyond surrender. Any QB too shitty to play for the Bears should just be put out to pasture as a high-school coach somewhere."
The former Bears QB/high school coach is Josh McCown, AKA the Bears' current starting QB. The Saints backup is his brother, Luke.
Sep 10, 2013
commented on Let's Make a Deal
Agreeing to hand over weapons is only potentially a good thing. Outsiders actually gaining control of all of the chemicals will be complicated. If it doesn't happen, the ensuing delay will only help Assad.
More important is that they seem to have agreed to join OPCW, which would include inspections stopping future production. This wouldn't become relevant until after the war, so from Obama's standpoint it's unverifiable.
Feb 12, 2013
commented on When a Rat Doesn't Fear a Cat
We aren't robots or zombies for parasites or single-celled organisms, but to their genes. This no more makes us puppets than being robots for "our" genes.