9:51 PM yesterday
GermanSausage commented on The City of Portland, Oregon Should Run for Washington Lieutenant Governor.
4:03 PM yesterday
GermanSausage commented on All You Motherfuckers Complaining That aPodments Are Too Small at 200 Square Feet.
Y'all motherfuckers tired of getting raped in the ass? Well Mr. Handy takes two feet of piping hot horse cock. How'd ya like them apples?
2:32 PM yesterday
GermanSausage commented on Oklahoma City Suburb Hit By Huge, Terrible Tornado.
Thanks, Obama.
2:18 PM yesterday
GermanSausage commented on Obama Administration Described a Reporter Just Doing His Job as Probable "Aider, Abettor, and/or Co-Conspirator" in a Crime.
Were Fox Reporters just doing their jobs when they broke into the voicemail accounts of 9-11 victims?
Listen, yes, reporters have the right to a free press. That does not give them the right to break the law any more than florists have the right to break civil rights laws.
Listen, yes, reporters have the right to a free press. That does not give them the right to break the law any more than florists have the right to break civil rights laws.
1:35 PM yesterday
GermanSausage commented on Soldiers are Superheroes, Kids!.
@3, apparently in the movie he steals the X-men's bit where the government doesn't trust him, and they try to shoot him with tanks or some shit. It's become a really over used cliche.
At any rate, the National Guard probably makes a product placement appearance in the movie, and there will probably be really stupid National Guard commercials before the movie, hence all the branding.
I'm not saying don't see the movie. Just don't pay for it.
At any rate, the National Guard probably makes a product placement appearance in the movie, and there will probably be really stupid National Guard commercials before the movie, hence all the branding.
I'm not saying don't see the movie. Just don't pay for it.
1:03 PM yesterday
GermanSausage commented on The City of Portland, Oregon Should Run for Washington Lieutenant Governor.
Yeah this is why a republic is better than a true democracy.
11:57 AM yesterday
GermanSausage commented on No One Gave a Damn When Bush Used the IRS to You Know What.
@15, "President Santorum."
lol
lol
8:52 AM yesterday
GermanSausage commented on Gay Man Shot Dead Near Stonewall Inn.
@10, don't you think it's a little ironic for a homophobe and a racist to call anybody else a fascist?
Maybe not. Science has proven conclusively that you people have low IQs.
Maybe not. Science has proven conclusively that you people have low IQs.
8:30 AM yesterday
GermanSausage commented on A Teen's Dream Comes True!.
I was hoping it was one of those "Make a Wish" things, but nope, the kid's cancer free and gonna live.
8:20 AM yesterday
GermanSausage commented on No One Gave a Damn When Bush Used the IRS to You Know What.
The obvious conclusion of this most horrible and insulting scandal is that Barack Obama hates black people.
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You know, just because bottled water commercials have pictures of beautiful, clear glacial melt water bubbling out of pure mountain streams, it doesn't actually mean that shit's pure. Right? You did know that, right?
Or maybe your concept of "pure" isn't the same as mine. Because all the fecal coliform, giardia, and cryptosporidium that contaminates Bull Run doesn't exactly fit my definition of pure.