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What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
Elliott Bay or Amazon
Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Torquemada, so I could kill him again
SF or LA

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May 13 originalcinner commented on I'm Fine, You Guys, I'm Fine.

Is that 34 in dog years?

May 9 originalcinner commented on The Thursday Morning News.

I couldn't give a hoot about the Arias trial either. I blame Nancy Grace (not for the murder, but for giving it far too much publicity).

May 7 originalcinner commented on Girls Gone Wild Founder Convicted of Assault.

They look like doggie dentures, from that commercial for some kind of canine chew sticks.

May 1 originalcinner commented on The Wednesday Morning News.

I can never say "basket" again without blushing. Vagina is OK though, it's a girl's name.

May 1 originalcinner commented on Three Arrested in Boston.

Does the female DNA from the bomb remains match any of the new suspects? I wonder if it was a girlfriend of the younger brother who was "tidying up" evidence afterwards.

Apr 30 originalcinner commented on Mitt Romney Wants You to Get Married Young (If You're Heterosexual, of Course).

"Southern Virginia has a code of honor, which includes the following guidelines: blah blah abstinence from alcohol etc, blah blah observation of university dress and grooming standards"

What a jolly place to spend four years. Sign me up.

Apr 30 originalcinner commented on What a Wonderful World It Would Be.

I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "Jesus. For real change". I don't get it. What would change if I believed in a zombie sky fairy? I recognized the guy whose pic was on the sticker. He's the guy from my toast.

Apr 28 originalcinner commented on Slog Bible Study: Revelation 19:17-18.

I dunno. Would I rather eat the flesh of kings, or the flesh of glow-in-the-dark sheep? Since I'm not a bird, I suppose it's moot anyway.

Apr 28 originalcinner commented on Obama at the 2013 White House Correspondents Dinner.

I guessed right away. Just how many hypocritical assclowns are there out there (once you limit it to females, especially)?

Apr 24 originalcinner commented on Sleeping with Strangers.

I get a new toothbrush and some toothpaste every time I go to my dentist. I don't use them (I hate spearmint, my toothbrush is electric) and have been collecting them for ten years. Now I know what to do with my collection: it's going to a homeless shelter.