Jaya the Ferret Runner
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Feb 4, 2015 Jaya the Ferret Runner commented on Savage Love.
Slartibartfast is right on, and a much better answer than Dan's in this particular case (sorry, Dan!). The truth that only a woman will tell you is that for the vast majority of us, no penetrative sex is ever going to be as good as our vibrators (unless you're talking about the emotional arena, or the first heady weeks of a new romance when everything works on serotonin alone), so don't measure your husband against that. And definitely, don't alienate his feelings about the vibrator, because there's no reason the two of you can't incorporate it into your sex...before and after...but if he decides it's his rival, you're going to have trouble convincing him. There's no reason to pin a "lousy in bed" label on either of you; Dan has reported before in this column that most women need more than penetration to get off; something has to involve the clit directly. That is the job of vibrators (and hands and mouths: how does your husband do there? Maybe a little tip-off in that direction? Even so, vibrator may still come out the winner, lol). If you cheated, you'd probably only find the same problem in a different man.
Aug 22, 2014 Jaya the Ferret Runner commented on SL Letter of the Day: Jacked Around.
"..and my husband's husband"? Dan, have you joined the ranks of us polyamorists?
Jan 21, 2014 Jaya the Ferret Runner commented on Man with Google Glass Thrown Out of Movie Theater and Interrogated: Who's the Bigger Asshole?.
OMG! Is nobody else freaking out about how the fuck federal agents knew immediately about some guy walking into a theater in Columbus-fucking-Ohio who happened to walk into a theater wearing Google Glass? Are we at THAT level of surveillance now??
Dec 26, 2013 Jaya the Ferret Runner commented on Study Guide Questions for The Stranger, Volume 23, Issue 17.
Bring back Control Tower!
Oct 17, 2013 Jaya the Ferret Runner commented on I, Anonymous.
AAA is like $40 a year, for chrissakes...get it.
Aug 29, 2013 Jaya the Ferret Runner commented on I, Anonymous.
I don't believe it demands an injury to not want to stand the entire time for an event. Standing for any long period of time, beyond initial excitement and show of respect, is inherently rude, as any auditorium is designed to be fair to everyone and give everyone a chance at an equal view...by staging the SEATS so that they can. There's no way to design fairness into a standing situation without arranging people by height. Show your respect, then sit the fuck down.
Aug 17, 2013 Jaya the Ferret Runner commented on How Ugly Is This Ugly Ballard Building?.
Vegas-y? Seriously? Has anybody in this town actually been to Vegas? It's a perfectly normal building, people. Is it the fact that it actually has color that's so offensively gaudy?
Mar 25, 2013 Jaya the Ferret Runner commented on If You Say Your Show Starts at 7, You Should at Least Try to Start at 7.
Oh fer crying out loud, Brendan -- it said it started at 7pm and you walked at 7:20?! It was a performance, not a business meeting. If a play starts only a half hour after the listed time, it sounds pretty on target to me, given all the folks that have to park god knows where, walk in, check in, see friends, find seats, etc.
Feb 7, 2013 Jaya the Ferret Runner commented on Norman Foster on the Moon.
Why do even lunar structures have to be shaped like a dick and balls? Oh, wait...
Jan 30, 2013 Jaya the Ferret Runner commented on Drunk of the Week.
Detachable Penis.