Zach Annon
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Aug 31, 2013 Zach Annon commented on Shadowhawk, Stranger Cover Star.....
Holy crap, that dude was my neighbor for a few months. He would often spend his evenings outside blazing; I wondered what had happened to him.

This has been another Cool Story, Bro.
May 15, 2013 Zach Annon commented on What Do You Think of the Riddick Trailer?.
This looks like a Pitch Black redux.
Feb 15, 2013 Zach Annon commented on Photos From The Valentine's Day Savage Lovecast.
Did anyone manage to get a picture of the guy wearing the angel/Peter Pan/WTF costume? When I first saw him, I thought he was part of the show, and was hoping someone had managed to get a pic of his outfit. (I, sadly, didn't think to snap a shot of him)
Jan 25, 2013 Zach Annon commented on Strokes Release New Song, "One Way Trigger".
Man, the Strokes should be pissed that some electro-pop band is stealing their name.
Sep 28, 2012 Zach Annon commented on Overheard in the Office: The Difference Between Two Candidates for King County Sheriff.
Apparently, more people feel it's less acceptable to vote for an ultimately meaningless symbolic gesture than to display the borderline-sociopathic indifference to human suffering required to laugh at someone being tear gassed.
Sep 20, 2012 Zach Annon commented on Chaos on Bullshit Mountain.
The second video made me do an actual spit-take, even though I saw the punchline coming. Jon Stewart continues to be amazing.
Aug 2, 2012 Zach Annon commented on Arkansas Police Say Handcuffed, Searched Man Shot Himself in the Head.
@3: Sure, the police could be telling the truth. Because if a criminal is smart enough to conceal a handgun from a police search, and dextrous enough to maneuver his handcuffed arms to a head-level position (go ahead and try doing this yourself. I'll wait.), then clearly the only thing that'll be on this resourceful young man's mind is that he has no option but to off himself. /sarcasm
Jul 9, 2012 Zach Annon commented on Andrew Hughes Stunt Sinks to a Whole New Level.
I didn't realize becoming a performance artist was something decided by the electorate.
Jun 19, 2012 Zach Annon commented on SL Letter of the Day: Not an Either/Or Question.
Damn, @1 beat me to it.
Jun 16, 2012 Zach Annon commented on The President Gave a Speech Today In Ohio and It Was Really Good and You Should Watch It and That Goes Double If You're Freaking Out About Polls in North Carolina and Terrible Jobs Reports and Fucking Citizens United and All Those Asshole GOP Billionaires.
Over the past few years, I've decided that the best course of action is to sit back, relax, and watch the world burn. After all, no matter what I do or don't do, everything is ruined forever. It's nice to see that there are so many people in this thread I can share the popcorn with.