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Aug 19, 2013 Original-er Andy commented on Don't Look at Anything Under a Microscope Unless You're Ready to Be Schooled in How Gross It Is.
It's probably similar to a lot of germs you'll find on most organic food. Chicken nuggets are fatty and bad for you but let's not pretend they're some immediate disease ridden health hazard. If this was actually the case the hundreds of millions of americans who eat McNuggets would be flooding hospitals.

I'm all for acknowledging studies from credible sources like universities and health departments but "Natural News Forensic Food Laboratory" is not on that list.
Jul 3, 2013 Original-er Andy commented on I Am a Terrible Person.
He still feels guilty about sleeping around 12 years ago? This makes no sense unless it's code for: A) he picked up something that he passed on to his wife and isn't telling her or B) has recently slept around and is morphing his regret in to a lie. Probably the later given the title "I Am a Terrible Person Or at Least I Was." Yes, you a̶r̶e̶ were a terrible person.
Jul 1, 2013 Original-er Andy commented on Seattle Metropolitans Sign Goalie Mike Smith to Longterm Deal, Focus on Offense in NHL Draft.
I hope they hang a 1917 Stanley Cup banner in the rafters just for kicks.
Jun 28, 2013 Original-er Andy commented on Glendale Releases Details of Shitty, Shitty Coyotes Lease Deal, NHL Reiterates that KeyArena Is an Option for 2013-2014 Season.
They shouldn't have built that arena in the first place. The Phoenix area has four fully-functioning arenas, three stadiums (two of which have retractable roofs) and only four professional sports teams.
Jun 26, 2013 Original-er Andy commented on The Art of Walkonomics and the Right to Jaywalk.
"Cars should by law be forced to slow down and stop when a pedestrian decides to cross any street at any time."

This is the stupidest thing I've read in a while. Charles you understand that motor vehicles are more than people just too lazy to walk? They're carrying the clothes that you buy, the food you consume and the employees that sell them to you. As much as you want to reject this notion that you need cars around you even if you don't use them you're dependent on them...

So hey, fuck it. Let's make that bus full of people stop because someone decides to spontaneously cross a busy street.
May 25, 2013 Original-er Andy commented on Don't Be Such a Mermaid!.
A mermaid is someone who doesn't put out (because mermaids lack the necessary sexual organs). So the term "Don't be such a mermaid" is basically the equivalent to "don't be such a prude."
Apr 10, 2013 Original-er Andy commented on Wesley Snipes Has Paid His Debt to Society.
Now they can make Blade 4!
Dec 11, 2012 Original-er Andy commented on BREAKING: Mother Duck and Ducklings Crossing a Busy Highway.
I remember this back when CNN showed it in September...
Nov 7, 2012 Original-er Andy commented on Puerto Rico Voted for Change Last Night, Too.
Puerto Rico would be 9 more left leaning electoral votes. Just sayin'.
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