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Balt-O-Matt
Oct 24 Balt-O-Matt commented on Dan Savage Interviews Frank Rich.
And now I'm listening to Follies. . .
Oct 9 Balt-O-Matt commented on Obama Awarded Nobel Peace Prize.
This was one of the first headlines I saw this morning when I got up. Holy smokes!
Oct 4 Balt-O-Matt commented on Just When I Start Feeling Sorry For Myself Again.
I saw this on the front page this morning and was floored. We ate ground beef all the time growing up, but now we buy it once in a blue moon--and then it's from a supplier at our farmers' market. I just don't understand how it's okay to feed shit (honest-to-goodness shit!) to people. And the big companies don't care. Gah. Ammonia-soaked mash? No thank you.
Aug 21 Balt-O-Matt commented on That's NOT Funny!.
Ha ha. Both of those are funny.
Aug 18 Balt-O-Matt commented on The (Famous) Male Gaze.
Young Jimmy Stewart. I don't know why, but there you go.
Aug 14 Balt-O-Matt commented on Meet Britain's Ideal Pet, Max.
This is hysterical.
Aug 14 Balt-O-Matt commented on Changing Your Name When You Get Married.
My cousin's wife didn't take his last name when they got married in the late 90s. Hoo-boy did that cause a rift when grandma asked everyone at the breakfast table (cousin and fiancee were not there) what the point of getting married was if the woman didn't take the husband's last name. Aunt and uncle were not amused.
Aug 6 Balt-O-Matt commented on Re: Re: Re: Town Hall Smackdown.
These people are insane, pure and simple. Angry, sputtering, racist fools.
Jul 27 Balt-O-Matt commented on Passive-Aggressive Note?.
According to our neighbors, the previous owners of our home used to run screaming out of the house to yell at people who let their dogs pee on the tree lawn, that strip between the sidewalk and the street. That's just insane.

But I never let my dog pee on people's garden plants, and he's usually doing #1 on trees or the fire hydrant. #2 usually happens in the tree lawn, too. Too bad I don't live in your neighborhoods, right?

Oh, and I hate retractable leashes. Those things are of the devil.
Jul 23 Balt-O-Matt commented on Seattle's Violent Week.
11? 11 homicides? We've had 126 here in Charm City THIS YEAR. What are you worried about?
 
 

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