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Feb 9, 2014 zapfizzle commented on Which Sketch Turned You into a Monty Python Fan for Life?.
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"There! Poor Flopsy's dead, and never called me mother."
Feb 7, 2014 zapfizzle commented on Which Sketch Turned You into a Monty Python Fan for Life?.
Arrrg, how has no one mentioned the "Beethoven and his mynah bird" sketch? That one was the best.
"Ludwig!! Have you seen the sugar bowl!?!?!?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXQF1kIri…
Apr 5, 2011 zapfizzle commented on Dear Spice Hunter.
I saw this headline and thought it was a "Dune" reference. Damn you for bringing my nerdiness into such stark relief.
Jan 18, 2011 zapfizzle commented on Comment of the Day.
They're both Tyler Durden
Dec 30, 2010 zapfizzle commented on Gary Larson's Kids Look Funny.
That letter _is_ pretty old- it may have been written closer to 1995 than you think.
Sep 24, 2010 zapfizzle commented on Pretty Young Women Dragging Mascots Around On Leashes.
Cameo by Herbie Husker! wooo!
Aug 31, 2010 zapfizzle commented on Omaha World-Herald Update.
This is still bullshit. The herald recognizes all sorts of "unofficial" events like birthdays, sweet sixteen, anniversaries, "congrats on making the football team", etc.
In fact, it might work to send in what is ostensibly a birthday recognition with a giant picture of onself and one's partner in full wedding gear. Or something.
Aug 9, 2010 zapfizzle commented on The Theory Liberal Conspiracy of Relativity.
oh dear. The article does spend most of its time denying relativity. however, when it begins to discuss time dilation, it actually looks to relativity to support creationism:

"Creation scientists such as physicists Dr. Russell Humphreys and Dr. John Hartnett have used relativistic time dilation to explain how the earth can be only 6,000 years old even though cosmological data (background radiation, supernovae, etc.) set a much older age for the universe. "
Mar 11, 2010 zapfizzle commented on High School In Mississippi Cancels Prom to Prevent Lesbian Student From Bringing Female Date.
What 10 said. A better distraction would be if the group of private citizens that ended up hosting the prom were sane, non-bigots. The student's sympathies would probably switch sides, too. Would it really be that hard, given the press this story is getting, to find support (or even funding) for this option?