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Cracker Jack commented on "It's Not in the P-I" Goes National.

@5: You could have saved 2 minutes of your precious time by not then bitching about it.

10:27 AM yesterday

Cracker Jack commented on Colby the Underwhelming Christian Singer/Songwriter Robot.

The most mature kid there is named Nick.

Old Nick -- how subtle

Nov 19

Cracker Jack commented on The End of an Oprah?.

I love the fact that her new network spells out OWN. It says it all so succinctly.

Nov 19

Cracker Jack commented on The Morning News: Santa's Rally for Swine Flu Vaccine, a Michigan Man Wins Rock Paper Scissors Championship, and Washington is the 11th Healthiest State in the Nation.

@23: Harrumph. And Bah Humbug ;)

Nov 18

Cracker Jack commented on Going Rogue: Andrew Sullivan Takes His Time.

@12: She's an incredibly vapid and ignorant person who truly believes she was suited to be vice-president, if not president, of the United States.

Nov 18

Cracker Jack commented on Last Night's Colbert Report.

@42: Are you kidding? Look at how much attention she gets here! On this post about a wonderful piece done by Colbert and his writers, Colbert is mentioned by name in 12 posts. LC is mentioned in approximately 16 (17 now) and all she had to do was spout off some random hate -- she doesn't even need to be coherent or consistent. She's probably sitting in front of her computer jilling off on how much attention she's getting from us. I would doubt there's anywhere else in her life she gets so much attention for her thoughts.

Nov 18

Cracker Jack commented on The Morning News: Santa's Rally for Swine Flu Vaccine, a Michigan Man Wins Rock Paper Scissors Championship, and Washington is the 11th Healthiest State in the Nation.

Please fix the apostrophes in your various Santa references. It's making me cringe.

Answer guide:
Post Title: No apostrophe
Item title: If you're talking about one Santa you're OK, otherwise it should be "Santas are"
Item: No apostrophe

As a professional Santa, I'm sensitive (and no, I'm not planning to get a shot).

Nov 11

Cracker Jack commented on School Cancels Prom Rather Than Letting Lesbian Student Attend With Her Girlfriend.

@25: From reading the TimesDaily link @2, there is a screening process for any "out of district" dates. So it's doubtful that they could have attended "unofficially". Nor should they have to sneak, anyway.