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Shelby
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I want to take user michaelp out for drinks.

TMI

  • What do you like to read when you poop?: If you can read in the time it takes you to poop, eat a prune.
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Cat Power's version of "Sea of Love." Nearly every time.
  • SF or LA

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Shelby wants to holla' at SLOG user MichaelP.
Jan 21, 2011 Shelby commented on Overheard in the Office.
Whoa.. you guys can afford a receptionist?
Sep 20, 2010 Shelby commented on For Slog Readers in Illinois....
"I get naked for the stimulus" FTW. Hotness.
Aug 26, 2010 Shelby commented on "I'm Working, Cheryl!".
Whoever he is, he's wearing a wedding ring. And I agree.. it's not as good as Zach Galifianakis.
Aug 12, 2010 Shelby commented on Even When We Lose....
I likes what I see, and not just because that graph looks like an obelisk wang.
Jul 14, 2010 Shelby commented on Where Have You Been All My Life, Garbage-Mouthed Fox Anchor?.
@4 NO no no..

Ernie Anastos' "keep fucking that chicken" trumps Sue Simmons' gaffe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa5…
Jul 1, 2010 Shelby commented on The iPhone 4 Mess Is Still Going.
You fools who upgrade your phones for the sake of status deserve it. What was wrong with your iPhone 3?

What an immense amount of waste (and environmental impact) for the sake of stupid consumerism.

Jul 1, 2010 Shelby commented on My New Celebrity Crush, Cont..
Scratch that. I just saw your first update and him with a scruffy face = hot.
Jul 1, 2010 Shelby commented on My New Celebrity Crush, Cont..
Such a smart, savvy guy, Dan. But I don't understand your interest in clean-shaven pretty boys.
Jun 30, 2010 Shelby commented on Hank Is Happy!.
Awe, I commented on the wintery picture of Hank too!

 

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