Nov 19
smade commented on
I Hate You, Garrison Keillor.
Shocking news item: men like sex and like looking at naked depictions of their preferred gender. Even in art galleries.
Nov 16
smade commented on
Dick Cheney/Sarah Palin 2012?.
@16 If you bow to a foreign leader there is a chance that foreign leader will think his dick is bigger than yours and you will have lost the war before it has begun.
I would love to see a poll of political affiliation cross-tabbed with penis length, pardon the entendres. I don't think there would be any surprises.
Nov 12
smade commented on
In Sickness and In Health.
"wouldn't most women have chosen it by now?"
And with whatever percentage of African-Americans have been convicted of a felony wouldn't most employers refuse to hire one? A fucked up conclusion if ever there was.
You're on dangerous ground here, Mr. Spicoli.
Nov 11
smade commented on
Lunchtime Quickie.
And if you're really cool you sit-pee when using a men's room urinal, too.
Nov 6
smade commented on
SL Letter of the Day: She Needs Oral.
She might consider using her fingers or a vibrator while he's pounding away in there too for variety's sake. That might have the added benefit of hurrying him along.
Nov 2
smade commented on
Save the Planet!.
@17 Somebody's children will unless you envision a planet of nothing but old people breathing the last breaths of the species in doddering squalor. We do need a few kids around to be your doctors and cops and such when you're too fucking old to do anything but admire Matlock reruns.