Oct 9, 2009 Matthew commented on Titties! Titties! Titties!.
I'm not a fan of Hooters, but the waitresses there actually wear more clothing than a typical Seattle woman wears on a warm day. There's no cleavage, no anything else, and their legs are encased in not-so-attractive orange nylons. Frankly, a trip to Hooters is less arousing than walking through Nordstrom. And their hot wings aren't that great.
Jul 12, 2009 Matthew commented on Every (Nearly "Liberated") Picture Tells a Story.
Oh, Jesus. Who cares?
Jun 11, 2009 Matthew commented on (Almost) Summer in the City.
May 27, 2009 Matthew commented on What is Cinema.

How do you manage to reach your spindly little spider arms far enough out of your navel to type this bullshit?

It's moratorium time!

May 15, 2009 Matthew commented on The Words You Need to Know to Appreciate Heather McHugh's Poem in the Current New Yorker.
Professor Heather McHugh gave me a 4.0 on my senior thesis thingy in undergrad. And she never fails to amaze with her poetry. Yay Heather!
May 8, 2009 Matthew commented on Because the New Transformers Movie Won't Suck Enough on Its Own....
Megan Seling is an authority on nomenclature?

No. Not at all.
May 8, 2009 Matthew commented on It's Time for Everyone's Favorite Friday Afternoon Game.
Lindy and Paul both suck. Dan sucks, too, but that's a lifestyle thing.
May 4, 2009 Matthew commented on Registered Comments, T Plus 1.
Another test.
May 4, 2009 Matthew commented on Sweet Merciful Crap! It's Registered Comments!.