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Feb 10, 2016 monkey commented on Ugh. The Seattle Times Said Marshawn Lynch's Retirement Announcement "Wasn't Classy" On Its Homepage..
"Classy" is the word hicks use to describe things like the fake wood interior trim in a Toyota or Cook's Champagne.
Jan 12, 2016 monkey commented on Beyond Labyrinth: David Bowie on Film.
As Colin Morris in Into the Night.…
Nov 21, 2015 monkey commented on The "Seattle Speedball" Is Now Actually a Thing.
It's not new. The name has just changed. I've been calling this a "hippy speedball" for the last 12 years.
Jun 17, 2015 monkey commented on What I Learned About Drones from the Drone Bros*.
Frisbees are just engineless drones. BAN THEM!
Dec 2, 2014 monkey commented on Saint Louis Police Department Responds to Rams Protest By Melting Down on Social Media.
It's not surprising that the SLP thinks "I'm sorry if you were offended" is an apology. It says a lot, actually.
Aug 11, 2014 monkey commented on Lunchtime Quickie: "Couple Falls to Their Death Taking a Selfie".
They died doing what they loved.
Jul 14, 2014 monkey commented on Bags With Handles Suddenly Appear in a South Seattle Safeway.
You're shopping at Safeway. They only sell cheap wine and bad produce.
Jul 3, 2014 monkey commented on Happy 4th of July! Don't Blow Your Balls Off.
I don't care if you blow your hand/balls/head off. I DO care if you light someone else's home on fire.

So, if you're the only one who can get hurt? Knock yourself out. The world needs a few less stupid people.
Jun 30, 2014 monkey commented on More Than Seven Million GM Cars Recalled.
Making an efficient hydrogen car is easy. Several big names have already done it. The problem is there is no infrastructure to support it. Is there a local hydrogen station near you?

Also, Chrysler JUST recalled 700k cars for the same ignition concerns as GM. Soon, all cars will have fobs and start/stop push buttons.