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Nov 17

monkey commented on Levi Johnston's Right Armpit.

I'm sure Kathy Griffin (they are buddies now, you know) sat Levi down and said, "look buddy, the gays are your best friend from here on out, you better embrace it now, you'll be glad you did."

Oct 8

monkey commented on The Worst Tattoo in the World.

I would like to point out that the baby fucking tattoo is on a straight guy. Thank you.

Sep 29

monkey commented on None Dare Call It....

What the fuck is Newsmax?

Sep 23

monkey commented on Speechifying.

Is Gaddafi wearing Christian Siriano?

Sep 19

monkey commented on Help a Sister Out.

A. Embrace the sluttiness. Channel your inner Sharon Stone (circa 1990). Think of it as roleplay and be the best slut you can be.

B. Don't try to swallow it. For a while treat it like corn on the cob instead of a banana and go at it from the side. It'll feel good for your dude and will keep everything you're not fond of out of your mouth.

C. 69 with you on top (+ A & B).

Sep 16

monkey commented on Deep Thought.

It looks from the way the complaint was worded that it was most likely a gay man who posted it. They say that they saw the advert on someone's profile on Bear411 and that they advertised it in the bar.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t6rV3U9ZEHM/Sr…

Sep 16

monkey commented on The Penn.

It's a bus. A very old bus.

Sep 14

monkey commented on Neologisms "R" Us.

I think retarded is a perfectly good word.

slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress. see: Kanye West

Aug 31

monkey commented on Catch Me If You CAN'T!!!.

I saw it and I agree that it was created by some sort of createyourownmusicalfromabarelydecentmov… type of website.

I laughed twice though. Can't remember what at, but I did laugh twice.