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12:05 PM yesterday BrownBear commented on Lunchtime Quickie: Moobs.

Damn you, Kelly O! There is no way I can unsee this disturbing video. And no way I can't stop seeing this either.

Nov 2 BrownBear commented on Save the Planet!.

If there's anything I dislkike is people with children telling me how horrible and irresponsible it is for me to have a dog.
- My dog is neutered, he will not reproduce and increase the population, unlike most people's children.
- My dog does not spread diseases, unlike most children (see Swine Flu).
- My dog does not require new plastic toys every year that will eventually end up floating on the ocean or in a landfill, he's just happy with a second-hand stuffed bear or with the chew toy I got him when he was a puppy.
- The amount of feces and urine my dog produces is very small in comparison with a child and, unlike children, my dog never used diapers.
- My dog does not require new clothes and shoes every year.
- Etcetera
So no, Mr. Savage, I will not kill my dog; he's much better for the environment than any human child could ever possibly be.

Oct 16 BrownBear commented on The Perils of Selective Reading.

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. Indeed.

Oct 5 BrownBear commented on Lunchtime Quickie.

There should be some sort of device at the entrance of every Walmart that renders the visitor infertile immediately. A simple thing like that would solve a lot of problems.

Sep 3 BrownBear commented on Human Galaxy Complex.

I believe Texting while Orbiting the Planet should be banned. We could crash into Mars!

Aug 6 BrownBear commented on "I just assumed he was gay.”.

To #2, no self-respecting gay man would have that hideous livingroom furniture, nor use speakers as end-tables, nor have a computer or a "big" screen TV on the livingroom. Since when is 32 inches considered "big" for TVs?

Jul 29 BrownBear commented on These People.

Not sure about this guy but, in a hot day, I would much rather wear pants. I hate sitting down on a seat wearing shorts only to get all sticky because of my sweat and the sweat of everybody that has sat there before. Yuck.
I love my legs and am not ashamed to show them, just don't want sticky legs. Sticky legs are icky.

Jul 1 BrownBear commented on The Blame Game.

How astonishingly sickening this is. Goes back to Conservative's belief that there is no morality without religion and, apparently, there's no heterosexuality without religion either. Gay people marrying is making their husbands cheat with other women; gay people having rights makes heterosexual husbands lust for hairless gay twinks. So, if it weren't for Christianity they'd go out to the streets, shoot people, enslave minorities, and have never-ending homosexual orgies?

Jun 23 BrownBear commented on Someone's Gotta Post It.

I know there's a lot of hate out there for Pitbulls and I would never let my dog go near one, but in this case, it seems that the "children" (if they can be called that) were beating the Pitbull, and I'd think that a dog, specially a pitbull, with a history of domestic violence would respond to such beatings with more violence, against anyone, even someone trying to help.
These "children" should be put down, their parents should be put down, and the poor dog, too scarred from what must have been a horrible life to be able to recover, should be put down as well.