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COMTE

Capitol Hill, Seattle, WA, USA, Earth, Sol, Sagittarius Arm, Milky Way Galaxy

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COMTE is the online handle of Christopher Paul Comte, a native of the great State… more »

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If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jesus - just so he could set the record straight once and for all
What song or movie makes you cry?: Anything starring Mike Myer's - and not in a good way
Dina Martina or Jean Godden
What movie can you recite verbatim?: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: Feh, I steal it from unwary hunters.

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8:29 PM yesterday

COMTE commented on Teabaggers Turn On Palin.

Hey, if this is what it takes for Red State bumpkins to realize this is how the GOP treats them ALL THE FUCKNG TIME, then maybe it's a good thing after all.

12:12 PM yesterday

COMTE commented on The Panic Over Mammograms.

Bu - but, if Republicans can't scare the unwashed masses with hysterical, off-the-rails, out-of-context, unfounded, non-factual, panic-inducing tirades against the evil gubbamint (the same gubbamint they want to be in charge of, mind you), then really what's the point of keeping them around?

11:15 AM yesterday

COMTE commented on Colby the Underwhelming Christian Singer/Songwriter Robot.

So, does this mean Christians think robots have souls? And since robots are made by humans does Original Sin get passed along to them? Also, how can you baptize a robot without short circuiting it? What Would Jesus Input?

Soooo many questions...

10:01 AM yesterday

COMTE commented on The Morning News: Oprah Winfrey Quits, a Gang in Peru Kills People to Drain Their Fat, and a Window Washer Falls Eight Stories and Only Breaks a Finger.

And of course by "here" I mean "hear"...

10:01 AM yesterday

COMTE commented on The Morning News: Oprah Winfrey Quits, a Gang in Peru Kills People to Drain Their Fat, and a Window Washer Falls Eight Stories and Only Breaks a Finger.

Just waiting for the pro-NRA astroturfing, because, as they have told us over-and-over-and-over-and-over again: the best way to prevent gun violence is to own a gun.

A nut-job kills FOUR people at a SHOOTING RANGE and nobody managed to returned fire? Can't wait to here how this one gets spinned.

9:53 AM yesterday

COMTE commented on Egyptians Attack Algerian Embassy After Egypt Loses World Cup Qualifying Match.

If this had been a post-game donnybrook between Manchester U. and Arsenal hooligans, it wouldn't even be news.

Nov 19

COMTE commented on Breaking: Police Officers Have Shut Off Several Blocks of Leary Way Between Ballard and Fremont.

Welcome back Mr. Poe.

'bout time you showed up to class this joint up again.

Nov 19

COMTE commented on Breaking: Police Officers Have Shut Off Several Blocks of Leary Way Between Ballard and Fremont.

This from someone who equates female genitalia with cured pork products?

I don't think so...

Nov 19

COMTE commented on All The Best Men Are Taken.

Given your stated track record of squeezing out the young 'uns out-of-wedlock LC, I guess you'd be the expert on "looking in the wrong places" now, wouldn't you?

Nov 19

COMTE commented on Breaking: Police Officers Have Shut Off Several Blocks of Leary Way Between Ballard and Fremont.

So, the shut-in trolls who apparently have nothing better to do but breathlessly bounce from one neighborhood crime-watch blog to the next are getting their underoos in a bunch over who's reported what when?

Guys, I think I hear your mom telling you to come up out of the basement; it's gotta be way past lights out for you on a school night.