COMTE
Awesome Person 2011
SWASHBUCKLING HERO 2012
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Capitol Hill, Seattle, WA, USA, Earth, Sol, Sagittarius Arm, Milky Way Galaxy
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COMTE is the online handle of Christopher Comte, a native of the great State of… more »

COMTE is not putting up with any of your bullshit.
4:51 PM COMTE commented on The Morning News: Young Everett Mother Allegedly Dumps Baby in Trash Compactor, Big Tech Wants ST3 to Happen.
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There you go again, talking about Black People instead of talking TO Black People...
2:33 PM COMTE commented on The Morning News: Young Everett Mother Dumps Baby in Trash Compactor, Big Tech Wants ST3 to Happen.
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The point being, he's probably never even been close to a birth canal since he was born...
11:13 AM COMTE commented on The Morning News: Young Everett Mother Dumps Baby in Trash Compactor, Big Tech Wants ST3 to Happen.
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Well, what can you expect from someone who's only ever seen a birth canal from the inside?
9:35 AM COMTE commented on The Morning News: Young Everett Mother Dumps Baby in Trash Compactor, Big Tech Wants ST3 to Happen.
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You sure seem to know (or at least think you know) a lot about what Black People think. How many Black People do you actually know? Do they tell you these things, or is it rather a case of, like most things you post, just something you pulled from your colon because it fits your pre-conceived world-view? If the latter, then I would suggest you get outside the basement, find some actual Black People, and ask THEM about their experiences and why they vote the way they do. At least that way you'd have the opportunity to push through your tiny, echoey bubble of confirmation-bias and get some actual data to provide the rest of us, instead of just making shit up.
12:30 PM yesterday COMTE commented on The Morning News: Amazon Launching Employee Bus Service, SPD Illegally Purchased Online Tracking Tool.
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Well, not in this country, sure. In just about any other country, though, the poor man most likely would still be alive, and receiving the mental health treatment he clearly so desperately needed.
11:49 AM yesterday COMTE commented on Gary Johnson Is a Moron (And If You Vote For Him, You Are Too).
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Seriously, I'm making, like, $80 an hour to post here, it's a seriously good gig, and you're a fool for not getting in on it. Of course, you do have to take a blood-oath, provide a cheek-swab, agree to the chip implant, and give up your first born, but hey, they give you free bagels & Mountain Dew, so it's totes worth it!
Sep 27 COMTE commented on Elon Musk Wants to Colonize Mars; Would-Be Martians Should Be Ready to Die on the Journey.
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Where do you think all that money is going? They're not packing suitcases full of cash to take to the Red Planet, if that's what you had in mind. Every single solitary dollar will be spent right here creating jobs: in resource extraction, engineering and design, materials fabrication, research, medicine - heck, there's very few areas of private industry that wouldn't receive positive economic benefit from a project of this scale. And the technological advances to get people to Mars will spin-off even more economic benefit, just as they did when we went to the moon nearly a half-century ago. That shiny metal thing you just typed your lament on is merely one glaringly obvious example.
Sep 27 COMTE commented on Presidential Debate: The Stranger's Live-Slog.
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It would appear that everyone who watched the debates besides you, the GOP leadership, and Trump's troll-army disagree with your assessment. Even the Great Cheato-Head himself seems resigned to the fact he got his pasty orange ass royally handed to him last night. So, in addition to all the other deprecations we've appended to him: liar, cheat, bigot, misogynist, bully, and fraud we can add one more: sucker.
Sep 27 COMTE commented on Elon Musk Wants to Colonize Mars; Would-Be Martians Should Be Ready to Die on the Journey.
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Maybe that's why Musk is pushing electric cars?