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Sep 23 Gurldoggie commented on Is Someone Sabotaging Seattle Cyclists With Upholstery Tacks?.
This is a pretty low tactic. But our revenge comes from flying past bored, fat, ugly car drivers stuck in traffic who wonder why they're so miserable and their blood pressure is so high. War on cars motherfuckers.
Sep 13 Gurldoggie commented on Olympia Punk Band G.L.O.S.S. Reject Epitaph Records' $50,000 Contract.
Damn right. Good for them. How many of YOU posers actually walk the walk?
Sep 9 Gurldoggie commented on The Underground Railroad Is Bigger and Better Than You've Heard.
Very much looking forward to reading this. I've been reading his work since his first amazing novel, The Intuitionist. Obviously some of his stories hit me harder than others, but he's always interesting and unpredictable, and has been building up to this kind of ambitious masterwork for a long time. Exciting stuff.
Sep 8 Gurldoggie commented on EOD: Would You Move to Humptulips? What About Bacon? We Could Move to Bacon.
I'm surprised I'm the first one to mention this, but Tom Robbins also references Humptulips in Another Roadside attraction. "I hitched a ride to Humptulips – there’s really such a place! Ziller, what quaint names you bestow upon your villages. Humptulips reminds me that I’ve always been crazy to do a Dutch girl. You know: well-scrubbed, blonde bangs, china blue eyes, apple cheeks…No kidding, I get an erection every time I pass a gouda cheese in the supermarket."
Aug 31 Gurldoggie commented on See Nate Gowdy's Photos From Donald Trump's Rally in Everett Last Night.
Awesome photos. Too bad those people are so fucking ugly.
Jul 19 Gurldoggie commented on Someone Did a 50-Minute Version of the Beatles’ “Tomorrow Never Knows"—and It’s Godhead.
Have you ever looked into your own eyes? I mean REALLY looked into them...?
Jul 15 Gurldoggie commented on Need Anything from Cleveland? The Stranger Is Going to the RNC!.
If you wouldn't mind, please bring back the bloody corpse of American democracy. And a side of chemical burns. Thanks!