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Jun 23 Super Jesse commented on This Weekend's Nightmare Traffic: Why Won't Our Leaders Build Light Rail Faster?.
If this city had any real balls to go against the car-centric mentality, we'd have turned the I-5 express lanes into light rail tracks and we'd have had a run all the way to the northgate park and ride up and running years ago.

But instead they decided to bore a tunnel the whole way, which will completed in sixteen fucking years!
Feb 1 Super Jesse commented on The Saturday Morning News.
@20 - The point is that you got all huffy about "illegal immigrants" who are such evil criminals for breaking "border laws". All the while ignoring how your own ancestry which no doubt includes some "illegal" border crossing. Or did you not think the white man had to cross into someone else's territory to get here in the first place?
But you're probably just gonna respond that the natives didn't write their laws down, so they don't count or something.
Dunno why I even bothered to respond to you... fml
Feb 1 Super Jesse commented on The Saturday Morning News.
@4 Whoa, Seattleblues is apparently a full blooded duwamish native, who knew?
Aug 26, 2013 Super Jesse commented on SL Letter of the Day: Hey, DIMI, It Could Be Worse.
What is he complaining about? I can't count how many times I've had my fingers in a vagina and wished I had two less fingers. They just get in the way sometimes. I'd count that as a plus in the sex department at least.

Then again, I'm left handed, hope he's not.
Jul 18, 2013 Super Jesse commented on Trapped at the Airport (or, Don't Take Legal Advice from Cops).
Every person in America should watch this video, understand its message, and follow it.

http://youtu.be/6wXkI4t7nuc

I certainly hope this poor guy has at least some standing for a lawsuit.
Jun 21, 2013 Super Jesse commented on The Dead Woman Found in a Hotel's Cistern....
Rivaled only by the horror of the mass simultaneous vomiting of every person who's stayed in that hotel in the last six months once they read that article. Just knowing that I'd bathed and drank water that had dead body decomposing in it like a rancid tea bag would cause immediate purging from all orfices. The horror indeed.
Mar 20, 2013 Super Jesse commented on NRA Is Going to Win Again.
@12 It means whatever you want it to mean. Point being if you had to prove somehow you owned the kind of gun you were buying ammo for, then people who have stolen or illegal guns wouldn't be able to buy bullets. Ranges and other places that keep a general stock could get an exemption. How hard could that be? I'm sure they could figure out a way to make sure the gub'mint doesn't have a database of all gun owners. Fuck, let the NRA do it. They'd be happy to have a database of everyone's guns.
Mar 20, 2013 Super Jesse commented on NRA Is Going to Win Again.
Wanna cut down on gun violence? Require a matching gun license with all ammunition purchases. That will make it difficult for people without registered firearms to stock up. Most gun owners would be extra sure to have their guns registered if they aren't already. Presto, you've separated the criminals from the law-abiding.
Feb 7, 2013 Super Jesse commented on Juice Fast, Day Four: I'm Still Here!.
Glad to hear it's getting easier. I went on a water fast a few years back for the entire month of February and rember the first couple of days being pretty rough. It was smooth sailing from then on with the exception of an extremely vivid borderline wet dream I had about a burrito on day 14 or so.
Dec 20, 2012 Super Jesse commented on Well Regulated Militia Leaves Loaded Handgun in Crowded Theater.
I think we're all missing the most important point, how did the theatre staff not clean the place well enough to notice a fucking gun between Tuesday night and Wednesday morning? Somebody need to be fired for that for sure.
 
 

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