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Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: They're scared of Jesus and his black helicopters
God is: bananas!
What helps you sleep?: boose
What song or movie makes you cry?: Elf
What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

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Nov 19

Super Jesse commented on The End of an Oprah?.

I predict that millions of avid Oprah watchers will simultaneously experience an emotional breakdown when, deprived of their daily catnip, realize that they lead meaningless vapid lives of preprogrammed servitude to a homogenized and commodified notion of female identity.

Nov 18

Super Jesse commented on You Look Good Enough to Eat.

I've been saying this shit for years, much to the horror of those around me. True americans prefer bald eagle burgers.

Nov 9

Super Jesse commented on Needle Exchanges: Everywhere But Where We Want Them.

I want them to pass a law that does this the other way around. No school, park, library, college, video arcade or any place children might gather can be within 1,000 feet of a bar, hookah lounge, needle exchange, porn shop, or other adult establishment. Sounds crazy right? Where would we put the schools and parks and stuff?

God those rules are so fucking stupid. Somewhere in the world there's probably a kindergarten, sex offender half way house, porno theatre, and a bar all on the same block that disproves this retarded logic.

Nov 6

Super Jesse commented on Brenton Procession: Video at the East Precinct.

@7 - Worst comment of the year, WTF? I didn't say they shouldn't be doing this, nor did I disparage the value of the officers life or service. I was simply asking how much this whole event costs!

But go ahead, keep making assumptions, douche.

Nov 6

Super Jesse commented on Brenton Procession: Video at the East Precinct.

Nov 6

Super Jesse commented on Brenton Procession: Video at the East Precinct.

I wonder how much this whole event cost the city. No doubt each of those cars get around 8mpg, and some of those cops standing around are there on their day off. Do they get overtime pay for this, what's that run $50-60 and hour?

Nov 3

Super Jesse commented on McGinn at Red Square Today.

Do these guys have sympathetic print shop friends, or do they just blow their hard earned cash on those signs? That's gotta cost a pretty penny. To bad he forgot to put pot on there before he made it, that sticker just RUINS the professionalism.

Oct 28

Super Jesse commented on Nerds Find, Surf Google Wave.

To me, the "killer app" aspect of google wave is the realtime language translation. I haven't used the beta yet so I don't know if it's up and running, but it seems like a feature that will act as a flattener for worldwide communication making international business far easier. Plus, I suppose, you could play RPG's with people anywhere, not just down the street, but around the world.

Oct 26

Super Jesse commented on Vice-President of Customer Delight.

"Identifying and executing breakthrough profit drivers", so he's the asshole responsible for figuring out new ways to nickle-and-dime you for things you're likely already getting for free. And why should I vote for him again?