Will in Seattle

Location: Seattle
Website: http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle

Bio/Manifesto

I am me. You are you. Everyone else is someone else. Except for pond scum.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Barsuk or Fantagraphics
• Pot or Coke
• Presse or Pichet
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• Zune or Segway
• SF or LA
• Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• OTB or ACT
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Something by Muse or Moby
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Anything Country & Western
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Harvard Business Review
• What keeps you up at night?: Sex
• What helps you sleep?: Sex
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Way too many (and Black by Pearl Jam)
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Only if you buy me dinner first
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jesus
• What book have you read the most?: Actually ... various versions of the Bible
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Too many
• What piece of art would you steal?: Anything the Stranger liked, so I could tag it and then burn it
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: IDK My BFF Jill?
• What is your sweetest taboo?: You'll have to buy me dinner first

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because he was bored
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because then they would find out about building 9
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: My son
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs

Fill in the Blank

• God is: Yes