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MichaelPgh is updating MyStrangerFace.
Dec 6, 2013 MichaelPgh commented on He Was Never Afraid.
Very well written. Thanks.
Oct 25, 2013 MichaelPgh commented on Cowardly 4-Year-Old Shoots Aunt in the Back.
Fuck. You. All. Four fucking years old. What does a 4-year-old know? But that doesn't stop you assholes from elbowing each other to be clever or call for a 4-year-old's death. Fuck. You. All.
Oct 6, 2013 MichaelPgh commented on The (Late) Sunday Morning News.
Maybe start by learning something about the colonization of Hispaniola, Haitian history and the history of relations between Haiti and the Dominican Republic.
Oct 2, 2013 MichaelPgh commented on Pet Shop Boys.
Oh yes. Lucky you.
Sep 20, 2013 MichaelPgh commented on Mark Ruffalo: Hot or Not?.
Isn't "piling on," whether it's to love or hate someone, a pleasure all by itself? Check out Gawker's incredibly bitchy campaign against GP, which looks much like their foam-at-the-mouth hatred of Jennifer Aniston. Perhaps it's part jealousy, part outrage ("I could act/write/sing better than THAT!"), and partly just the pleasure derived from being mean. See Louis C.K.'s excellent comments on why he hates smart phones. Check out Jennifer Aniston in "Friends with Money" -- an awesome ensemble cast.

Maybe it all goes back to South Park and Cartman singing "Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch (in the key of B)." Maybe if we actually met Gwyneth Paltrow or Mark Ruffalo in person we'd think they were cool. Or maybe we'd think they're jerks. Who knows.

I don't have any interest in meeting GP because she doesn't do anything for me. Nada. Zip.

Mark Ruffalo, on the other hand.... the dude is sex on skates.
Jul 17, 2013 MichaelPgh commented on Death of a Regular.
Wow, this is heartbreaking. But thank you for telling Joel's story with so much compassion.
Dec 6, 2012 MichaelPgh commented on "What we are doing today is living up to the founding ideals of this country.".
Awww, this is just really, really wonderful. We have lived long enough to see this. Congratulations all around.
Apr 25, 2012 MichaelPgh commented on Washington at Record Pace as Whooping Cough Cases Pass 1,000.
Oh, but vaccinations cause autism! For the Bible tells me so.
Apr 13, 2012 MichaelPgh commented on Hollywood Is Going Down, and It Intends to Take the Internet With It.
Further proof that there are too many fucking lawyers in the world.
Apr 10, 2012 MichaelPgh commented on Let's All Watch Rick Santorum End His Campaign Together.
Wait for the headline: "Santorum Oozes out of Race"

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