Bonefish
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Mar 24 Bonefish commented on Ask Us Anything About Our Caucus Endorsement(s).
Sounds like Sean Nelson got a little unhinged there. Why don't you have a drink there, kiddo, and collect your thoughts.

The split endorsement decision doesn't bother me, but I can at least understand where some might raise an eyebrow without being whatever SJW caricature you seem to be shouting at here.

Especially since many people are complaining about being unable to read both endorsements (without unnecessary browser tweaking), so the idea that they're refusing to do the "hard work" and "read the whole thing" and balance out their foregone conclusions is just... well, like I said: collect your thoughts.
Aug 18, 2015 Bonefish commented on I, Anonymous.
There's a Phil Hendrie character named "Ted Bell" that comes to mind whenever I read shit like this.
Jul 23, 2015 Bonefish commented on Headline of the Day: "My Wedding Was Perfect—and I Was Fat as Hell the Whole Time".
"Allow me to explain to you, at length, why MY opinion should be seen as the objective definition of beauty. Firstly, you'll note that at NO point do any of Captain Kirk's love interests resemble Lindy West even remotely. This is to be expected, given that the traditional Western culture in which Star Trek was conceptualized rababdlaheiarljdxmdkedlrje..."
Jul 23, 2015 Bonefish commented on Headline of the Day: "My Wedding Was Perfect—and I Was Fat as Hell the Whole Time".
Well it's less of a waste of time if you imagine him having the "comic book store guy" voice as you read his posts, because my god does it fit.

Jul 23, 2015 Bonefish commented on Headline of the Day: "My Wedding Was Perfect—and I Was Fat as Hell the Whole Time".
I feel like we could all have saved a lot of time and headache here if only Adversary had stopped scratching his taint and sniffing his fingers for long enough to look up the definition of the word "subjective."
May 18, 2015 Bonefish commented on I, Anonymous.
@1 ...So are you the rapist she was talking about then, or what?
Apr 30, 2015 Bonefish commented on NYT Style Section Profiles Newly Married Couple.
Why stop there? Once my wife hits menopause, should I be legally required to divorce her and marry a fertile 22 year old? It's all about procreation, after all.
Apr 29, 2015 Bonefish commented on SL Letter of the Day: Sail Away.
Meant to say "they're". Lousy autocorrect.
Apr 29, 2015 Bonefish commented on SL Letter of the Day: Sail Away.
Lava girl- I doubt she's giving them a literal list, bullet points and all. Instruction usually means stuff like "keep going!" and "put a finger in" and "fuck yeah, faster" (or slower).

I really think the problem is more that she's making too much of their dicks softening while their a bit distracted going down on her. I think switching up the order is a fine idea, but once it's her turn, a bit of direction is fine. Nothing cold or demanding about that, unless she really is communicating them like they're a list of job requirements. Learning what a partner likes is a big part of that fun exploration you expressed so much enthusiasm for in your earlier posts.

If she just stops freaking out about temporarily interrupted hard ons, I think this will stop being an issue regardless of whether they also switch up their order of operations or not. In any case, it seems to be resolved within a few encounters anyway, which is part of why I really don't suspect anything more sinister than nerves.
Apr 29, 2015 Bonefish commented on SL Letter of the Day: Sail Away.
Nobody is saying this is a "horrible situation that no woman should ever be put in" but men should just deal with it. They're explaining why she wants the order she wants. If she didn't care then she wouldn't be writing to Dan. So calm down - nobody's gonna outlaw the male orgasm.

She just needs to move on and return the favor until he's hard again rather than panicking and theorizing. Then they'll both come like they planned. Not sure what's so oppressive about that.

She could also switch things up, sure. That'd be nice. But her motive for doing things in this order so far isn't just that she has contempt for men and doesn't care if they come at all.