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3:54 PM saxfanatic commented on Today in Third-Party Candidates.
I foresee the villagers of Green Town storming Chateau Stein armed with torches and pitchforks. The party rank-and-file must be furious.
3:41 AM yesterday saxfanatic commented on Savage Love.
All I want to do is feel close to my wife, orgasm, and sleep.

And she wants what, WOES? "Sex once a week or so" does not sound like a verbatim quote. Stop asking syndicated sex advice columnists (sorry, Dan) and do your homework first. TALK TO HER.

And just to be clear, WOES: you are miles away from getting a "get-out-of-monogamy-free" card.
Oct 24 saxfanatic commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Mom's Boundless Boundary Issues.
For God's sake, DAMNED, lie to the woman! Please!
Oct 22 saxfanatic commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day: Guys Keep Putting Him In "The Bottom Zone".
I always find myself being cast as the role of a bottom in hookups and relationships.

LW: Perhaps you've heard the expression: "No matter where you go, there you are." I suspect that you approach all your encounters with a self-fulfilling expectation of bottoming, and you may be transmitting that message unconsciously.

May I suggest that the next time you want to top, you think of it as a role-playing exercise. Put on your, uh, "top hat" and become that assertive, dominating, possibly assholish guy that you don't allow yourself to be in normal life.
Oct 18 saxfanatic commented on HUMP! 2016 Film Lineup Announced!.
Of course, The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife brought to mind this gem from LiarTownUSA:…
Oct 12 saxfanatic commented on I'd Rather Jump Out the Window Than Celebrate 25 Years of The Stranger with This Issue.
So is that lady the legendary Helvtica Bold I've read so much about?
Oct 11 saxfanatic commented on Donald, Dorothy, Maria, and Melania.
@5, 8: I now wonder if the orange complexion he affects is intended to suggest that he's actually gilded.
Oct 6 saxfanatic commented on Savage Love.
BRITCHES, if you're not doing any competitive cycling, the best solution may be a recumbent bicycle. The ergonomics would be substantially less stressful to your pelvis.
Oct 5 saxfanatic commented on Savage Love.
Wow, Dr. Herbenick is a goldmine - so many priceless quotes to choose from!

I think I'll go with: "The Sherlock Holmes of Vaginas and Vulvas," Yup, that's a show I'm dying to watch! Um, just don't cast Benedict Cumberbatch.