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Karlheinz Arschbomber
Strangercrombie Donor 2010
Awesome Person 2011
SWASHBUCKLING HERO 2012
Hamburg, Deutschland
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Gort Klaatu Barada Nictu.

TMI

  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Lies is lies
  • What keeps you up at night?: insomnia
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one

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Karlheinz Arschbomber is bombing Arsch.
Apr 16 Karlheinz Arschbomber commented on Hillary Is Just Like You—a Presidential Hopeful Who Loves Chipotle.
@20: That penultimate sentence sounds like a win-win proposition all around.
Apr 7 Karlheinz Arschbomber commented on A Suggestion from a Reader of The Stranger Arrived in the Mail Today.
"This paper looks like ass! Not gonna use it to wrap MY fish!"
Apr 2 Karlheinz Arschbomber commented on Film in Washington Is NOT a Lost Cause.
Star-struck bullshit. You could make the same argument to subsidize anything. Producers just pit one venue against another, subsidy-shopping. Ooooh, you get a glimpse of a B-list star in the street, big fucking deal. This "economic multiplier" pack of lies has been used for myriad things. Buy a few more buses with the money, THAT has clear economic and environmental value.
Mar 31 Karlheinz Arschbomber commented on Food & Drink News: New Restaurants from Marination and Ethan Stowell, and a Fried Food Alert.
Stop printing this socialist shit. His Royal Rotund Highness, Tom of Douglas, has ordained that the $15 wage is godless, evil blasphemy, and will kill all restaurants dead in their tracks.

He still has two walls left in his palace without mirrors upon which he can admire his personal eminence. Maybe Dale Chiluly can get his lawyers to pitch in.
Mar 31 Karlheinz Arschbomber commented on I, Anonymous.
Studded tires, especially on SUVs, are for small-dick compensators.

CIPEing, as far as I can tell, is a bogus revenue enhancement for tire shops, they get money up front and repeat business, since it accelerates wear many-fold.

Signed, one-time CIPE victim.
Mar 26 Karlheinz Arschbomber commented on Seattle Driver Blocking Bicycle Lane to Cyclist: "I Literally Don't Give a Fuck About Anything You Say".
Entitled bitch. She started with the foul-language downshift.

I wouldn't key the car, unless she flipped me off like this.
Mar 23 Karlheinz Arschbomber commented on What Is "Clickbait"?.
My personal definition of clickbait - is material FAR removed from primary information sources - usually without attribution. And in most cases, promoted by the stupid links "bla blah blah BLEW MY MIND!". But to me the primary attribute is the chain-letter (photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy....) nature of the information. I always block this stuff on Facebook when a link is shared from Upworthy, et al.
Mar 18 Karlheinz Arschbomber commented on Mike O'Brien Went on MSNBC to Talk About Seattle's "Mistake" in Hosting Shell's Arctic Drilling Rigs.
Why does a major urban area have to act as the junkyard of the Greater Northwest? Can't they find a more trailer-trashy harbor down the coast, like Aberdeen, where they just finished building those massive pontoons for the SR520 project?
 

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