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Original Monique
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You may remember me from instructional videos such as "Smoke yourself thin" and "Get confident,… more »

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Original Monique is avoiding responsibility.
Nov 2 Original Monique commented on House of Hands Halloween at Havana.
I love that my fleshy man toy is in a picture with another girl. At least she is hot! :)

Nov 2 Original Monique commented on Pictures from Friday's Zombie McLeod Residence Party.
Wow. That Dexter Costume is AMAZING. Great pics as always, Matt.
Oct 26 Original Monique commented on Your Daily Douchebags.
@Loveschild: WE KNOW YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY. WE KNOW YOU ARE SCARED THAT ONCE IT BECOMES "OK" TO HAVE SAME SEX MARRIAGE, HE MAY LEAVE YOUR SORRY ASS,

WE GET IT. HE IS FUCKING DUDES IN THE ASS, AND YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

But seriously, loveschild, you need to leave him. Trying to prevent same-sex couples from having rights, or bitching about "teh gays" on the internet won't stop the fact that your husband is super, super gay. He is on the down low, and you are suffering. Yeah, that sucks. But stopping gay rights won't change your marriage. It may end your marriage, but YOU SHOULD END YOUR MARRIAGE NOW. HE IS CHEATING ON YOU, AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WITH WHAT SEX PERSON. HE WILL ALWAYS CHEAT ON YOU BECAUSE HE IS NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU.

HE IS GAY. YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY. NOTHING WILL CHANGE THIS, AND YOU KNOW IT.

*whew*

Glad to get that off my chest. Go ahead with your denials now, loveschild. I feel better having just typed it out for you to read.
Oct 20 Original Monique commented on I Only Got 75 Percent.
I got 75% too.
Oct 18 Original Monique commented on The War on Obesity Shortness.
The midget army knew this was coming. We have contingency plans. Time to assemble, my small kinfolk
Oct 7 Original Monique commented on Today's GOP: "Objectively Pro-Rape".
Who knew that Al Franken was going to be such an amazing Senator??!?!?! I am so impressed by him, words fail me.
Oct 7 Original Monique commented on Are You a Lady? On the Pill? Engaged To Be Married?.
I have often wondered if the rise in Autism was directly related to this issue. People selecting mates that are not a good genetic match generally lead to more genetic problems, like autism and other forms therein. I haven't found a study researching that link, but maybe it is out there?
Oct 2 Original Monique commented on How He Does It.
Um.. This was a photo shoot. What the fuck are you people talking about?

*roll eyes*

I am sure that he has crocodile tears, but this is a case of a PHOTO SHOOT. That girl wanted him "tearing up". This is not his show, these were not his people.

When you start critizing this, you make yourself seem like an ignorant jackass.
Sep 30 Original Monique commented on Help Re-Brand Lynnwood!.
In Lynnwood...up to no good!
Sep 29 Original Monique commented on Cantwell Public Option Amendment Defeated.
@12: ZING. and ow. :(
 
 

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