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Location: West Seattle, WA


Blah blah blah, this is Rhode Island.

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • SVN or Git
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Pot or Coke
  • Presse or Pichet
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • OTB or ACT
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What do you like to read when you poop?: SLOG
  • What helps you sleep?: Benadryl
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: My head
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jesus
  • What book have you read the most?: The Long Run
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Zoolander
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Random capitalized WORDS
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because he hates America
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Dina Martina
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: Blizzard Entertainment
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: in a kinky threesome with his son and the holy spirit.

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