Normal Adjacent
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Jul 28, 2013 Normal Adjacent commented on Whose Mustache Would You Like to Ride the Most?.
Why is there no "All boner-witheringly terrible. The earth loses because of their existence" option?
May 6, 2013 Normal Adjacent commented on I Shouldn't Do This....
Also, shouldn't fag get capitalized because he's using it as a proper noun to be a nickname for you?
Jan 5, 2013 Normal Adjacent commented on 2013 Gets Better.
The It Gets Better book is a penguin book also and all the proceeds go to charity. I'm just sayin'.
Aug 30, 2012 Normal Adjacent commented on O They Will Know We Are Christians....
Video maker must be a congregant of Our Lady of Perpetual Exclamation. Nearly every sentence had at least one exclamation point. He was super excited about telling Dan he's gonna go to hell!
Jun 26, 2012 Normal Adjacent commented on "Anyone who eats Oreos is now openly a heretic...Eating Oreos is now a Sin".
@4,6 I earned your snark. I know this. I couldn't help myself.

I wish I that neat. Like a lot of designers, I'm precise in the micro and chaos in the macro.
Jun 26, 2012 Normal Adjacent commented on "Anyone who eats Oreos is now openly a heretic...Eating Oreos is now a Sin".
I appreciate the support to my rights, but it's pretty bad Photoshop. Would it be that hard to make it look a little less like one cream was duplicated and the wrong filter put on. Super picky I know, but irksome none the less.
Aug 30, 2011 Normal Adjacent commented on Ear Labia.
@34 & 42, I think that well-drawn tattoos that mean something to the person are great. I also think that impulsive, soon to be dated, trendmonkey, badly drawn tattoos are the equivalent to reading a book because oprah told you to. Frankly, not thinking hard before you have something bore into your flesh shows a lack of personal respect.

'Still tattooed,' I hope you love your tattoos for the rest of your life, but there is no way the vanity and fear of aging that hits all Americans isn't going to included tattoo removal when face lifts, hair plugs and every other 'remove the signs of your years' treatments hit our generation. I'll leave your financial advice be.
Aug 30, 2011 Normal Adjacent commented on Ear Labia.
@13, I thought thinking about investing/financial security/retirement money was being a grownup.

There is NO WAY you can think that a lot of the tattoos out there won't be lasered off eventually if money and pain were no object. Why can't I profit when it happens?
Aug 30, 2011 Normal Adjacent commented on Ear Labia.
Walking around Brooklyn, I often think 'Note to self: Research least painful laser tattoo removal machine. Invest heavily. Profit when these trendy tattoo jaggoffs need to look presentable to get their offspring into good schools.' (Also, and unrelated, "ALL of these men need to shave the ugly fucking mustaches off.")
Aug 25, 2011 Normal Adjacent commented on WE'RE RRRRRRICH!!!.
@15 or more nerdly, "Good to know Magrathea is back in business."