Nov 24
UNPAID COMMENTER commented on Boy-Nerds Offended by Cootie-Ridden "Girl" Movie.
I hate to admit it, but I got dragged to this suckfest on Sunday. For the most part, the Stranger's review is pretty spot on- Bella is a sad and pathetic example of a heroine (who basically mopes around for the majority of the movie until Edward comes back) and the entire movie is comprised of trite teenage dialogue, save for when the plot gets interesting with the Volturi... or as I call them, the vampire X-men. Sadly, this hint at an interesting plot only lasts for five minutes, then we're back to pointless emo dialogue between Bella, Edward and Jacob. Yawn.
Nov 24
UNPAID COMMENTER commented on PETA vs. Thanksgiving.
And remember- only use breast milk in all your Thanksgiving recipes!
Nov 20
UNPAID COMMENTER commented on Precious: Brutal New Classic or African-American Bruno?.
Loveschild, you're forgetting one thing- the White Americans who thrive on racial stereotypes are not apt to go see this movie. In fact, I'd be willing to bet they'll avoid it at all costs.
Nov 20
UNPAID COMMENTER commented on The Alaskan Stereotype.
Did you spend any real amount of time in Wasilla beyond a quick sightseeing visit? Because the racial diversity of Anchorage and Wasilla are like day and night.
(And speaking of clothing, some of those folks could put People of WalMart to shame.)
(And speaking of clothing, some of those folks could put People of WalMart to shame.)
Nov 20
UNPAID COMMENTER commented on Britain's Insane Plan to Deal With Internet Piracy.
The people who write these laws also happen to coincide with the people who take fist fulls of cash from the RIAA and MPAA. And don't think that this can't happen here- they're working hard on it as we speak.
Nov 19
UNPAID COMMENTER commented on The Return of Lost.
@11 If you want to have your intelligence insulted and get your weekly yelling fix, watch Heroes. At least the writers on Lost have a) Had no glaring plot holes and b) Not rehashed the same tired story arc season after season. Heroes on the other hand does both constantly.
Nov 19
UNPAID COMMENTER commented on Almost Freefalling.
If you have to fall 8 stories before the safety line kicks in, then a diaper should probably also be included in the gear requirements. Cuz I would have no doubt pooped myself.
Nov 18
UNPAID COMMENTER commented on In Memoriam: Ben Hills.
Can't tell you how many times in college I passed out with a lit ciggie or had to put one out for a roommate who'd passed out mid-smoke on the couch. Come to think of it, it's a miracle tragedies like this don't happen more often.
Yet another reason not to smoke kids.
Yet another reason not to smoke kids.
Nov 18
UNPAID COMMENTER commented on You Look Good Enough to Eat.
But seriously, this guy had me until he completely jumped the rails and started proposing cannabilism. I began to suspect he was an undercover vegan operative right around the time he started suggesting lovers would eat sausage made from they're combined meat. yuck.
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