Apr 21, 2014 toxicmommy commented on Finally, a Band From Bremerton That Doesn't Suck.
neutral boy doesn't suck!
May 7, 2013 toxicmommy commented on How to Get 70 Guys to Show Up at a Frozen Yogurt Shop in Two Easy Steps.
there's no way in hell this actually happened. 99% of people on dating sites are married flakes
Oct 18, 2012 toxicmommy commented on Drunk of the Week.
ooooh kelly i love you.
Oct 2, 2012 toxicmommy commented on Noooooooo. Space Needle Competition Wins Only At Being Boring..
these are awful. If you click on one though, you get the option to say "no thanks, let me see more."
May 30, 2012 toxicmommy commented on As the Sun Sets in Roosevelt.
I'm sorry Grant. Sad, sad, terrible day.
May 25, 2012 toxicmommy commented on What Do You Think Of Tom Cruise's "Rockin' New Look?".
i'm totally going to see this
May 16, 2012 toxicmommy commented on Barbarians at the Bus Stop.
my 4-year old daughter picked up a used condom on 20th and jefferson at a bus stop. i'm not sure it gets much worse than that.
May 16, 2012 toxicmommy commented on Barbarians at the Bus Stop.
wait, you got married?
Apr 27, 2012 toxicmommy commented on Bear Falling from a Tree.
why does that bear weigh less than me? wah.