I am the devil, IRL.

Mar 31, 2012 Parsnip commented on Gavin McInnes's Book Is Awful.
i've always hated his pointlessly mean-spirited ultra-cynical piece of shit magazine. fuuuuuuuck this guy.
Mar 2, 2012 Parsnip commented on Sound Check.
kiss me, Andrew WK
Jan 31, 2012 Parsnip commented on Santorum Gets All Over Las Vegas.
Don't be pretentious, Paul. That's how people from Missouri pronounce their own state.
Sep 23, 2011 Parsnip commented on Why Socialism Is Right.
Lovely, lovely. This made me smile. Cheers.
Jul 21, 2011 Parsnip commented on In Which Frank Miller Loses What's Left of His Mind.
Bob Schreck is a nice guy. I'm not buying this book, though.
Jun 22, 2011 Parsnip commented on Do You Have an Ass? Are You Ready to Shake It?.
I fucking love bounce music. A source of pure good in the world.
Apr 25, 2011 Parsnip commented on Jesus vs. Thor: Another Legally Binding Poll.
Thor could fuck up an infinite amount of money-changers' dens.
Apr 21, 2011 Parsnip commented on Asshole's Paradise.
#9: What a nearly FLAWLESS parody of culty Randian speak. The "bootstraps" handle tips your hand, though.
Apr 15, 2011 Parsnip commented on The Manga Bubble Bursts.
Comics are a growth industry, and manga is still growing in exposure and popularity. Tokyopop was mismanaged at almost every level. Their payscale and editorial process for domestic talent didn't yield good work. Their foreign ports showed no restraint, they would publish almost any crap from Japan in the hopes that one or two titles would stick. Good riddance and more room in the market for publishers who take their work more seriously.
Apr 13, 2011 Parsnip commented on Happy Birthday, Beverly Cleary!.
Happy Birthday, indeed! Good work!