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beelzebufo

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I clamber to the top of the hill I look over the brown haze enveloping… more »

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Dicks or Vaginas
What helps you sleep?: diphenhydramine
Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
Barsuk or Fantagraphics
Dan Savage or Charles Mudede

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Nov 12

beelzebufo commented on Overheard in the Park.

letting the days go by
(let the water hold me down)
letting the days go by
(water flowing under ground)
into the blue again
(under the silent water)
same as it ever was same as it ever was

Nov 11

beelzebufo commented on God Is Saving the Planet.

Whatever; you can't just keep making a mess and making more mess without having to clean up your mess eventually. Once the whole planet looks like an episode of "Hoarders" there will be nowhere to throw the stuff away to. And we'll all be screwed except for the rats and cockroaches.

Oct 25

beelzebufo commented on Portland Gets HUMPed!.

@9 you're on your way to the nephew's graduation and you want to allow yourself some time 'cuz you're not sure where the place is but you neeeed to gas up. So you pull up and you wait and you wait and you wait and you wait and the one guy who's pumping gas has five other cars ahead of you and you wait and you wait and you wait and WHY can't you just get out and pump it yourself? 'Cuz you can't.

Oct 23

beelzebufo updated his or her bio.

Oct 23

beelzebufo answered a bunch of weird questions about himself or herself.

Oct 22

beelzebufo commented on Today The Stranger Suggests.

It's Pat!

Oct 20

beelzebufo commented on I Only Got 75 Percent.

83% -WWID? (what would ikea do?)

Oct 20

beelzebufo commented on Today's Music News.

Def Leppard's personal issues=rehab

Bill Cosby, you are so over, please go away.

Shakira, good job. Education is important, so that when you are so over, you can go away.

Oct 7

beelzebufo commented on Daily Show On DADT: Obama Needs a Metaphor Czar, Bigger Plate.

It's chow time!

Oct 7

beelzebufo commented on Savage Love.

My two sisters-in-law owned a flower shop. I did feel really weird asking them to do the flowers for my wedding when they themselves can't legally marry. But of course as florists they dealt with weddings all the time and one's vocation truly is a matter of choice.