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Apr 25, 2010 thebestpoetever commented on The Landscape of Irony.
The Richland High School mascot: a mushroom cloud. The slogan: "Nuke 'Em"

If you are wondering why Pasco has such a high minority population in comparison to Kennewick and Richland, let me offer this fun fact. There used to be a bridge just east of where the cable bridge now spans. It was a green bridge, offering passage to freight and foot traffic. On this Green Bridge was a sign which informed the public that all non-whites had to be on the north shore by sundown. This sign remained in place until the passage of the civil rights act.
Jun 30, 2009 thebestpoetever commented on Fort Worth Police Chief: That Faggot Had It Coming.
twitter is the new comments section: follow only those whose opinion you care to read.
Jun 22, 2009 thebestpoetever commented on You've Got To Fight....
It is so ridiculous to imagine that there are leaders of a sexual orientation. Are there tranny leaders? Hetero leaders? What are the implications in this concept that a diverse demographic can have representatives? Will Obama feel as though he "understands the gays" and their oppression if he meets with their chiefs?

I think what "gay leaders" really means is wealthy 'mos. Just sayin.
Jun 7, 2009 thebestpoetever commented on Savage Love.
dear dan,

My wife and I talked about marriage after three weeks and then we took the plunge seven weeks later. I can say that I never thought I would find this happiness in life, and if you were to ask her I'm certain she'd say the same. Though I must admit your little column has amused us for years (and certainly given us both the mental framework to expand in ways perhaps once not possible) we have grown tired.


May 18, 2009 thebestpoetever commented on It's About Sex.
Unscientific slog poll?

A) I fuck to procreate
B) I fuck for fun.
C) I fuck for fun and to procreate.
D) I am celibate/watch porn and wank.

A) I am pro choice.
B) I am pro life.
C) I don't care/know.

A) I am oppose the death penalty.
B) I support the death penalty.

4. r'lijus filiation
A) protestant
B) catholic
C) sunni
D) shia
E) mormon
F) jewish
G) flying spaghetti monster
H) buddhist
J) other
May 14, 2009 thebestpoetever commented on Re: Heckuva Job, Torturers!.
Many soldiers still think that they are fighting in Iraq because of 9/11. Three brigades are deploying from Ft. Lewis throughout the summer, two to Iraq, one to Afghanistan. That's ten thousand troops about to go fight in wars you don't believe in, all just 45 minutes south of Seattle. So, hey faggot, what are you going to do about it?
May 12, 2009 thebestpoetever commented on Fight for Your Right to Opt Out of Private Healthcare.
That USPS/fedex anology is perfect.
May 6, 2009 thebestpoetever commented on Saying Goodbye to My Brother.

We're protesting stop loss at Freedom Bridge (exit 122 overpass on I-5) this Saturday at noon. Stop by COFFEE STRONG, bring PRO TROOP, ANTI STOP LOSS signs. No spitting allowed.
May 6, 2009 thebestpoetever commented on Saying Goodbye to My Brother.

I work at COFFEE STRONG, a GI coffeehouse outside of Ft. Lewis. We are a cafe/resource center for active duty, veterans and military family. We're seeing a lot of troops gearing up for deployment, and everyone of them has got a story like this one. Thank you for sharing yours. I'm sure you can imagine how hard deployment cycles can be on soldiers with children.

Tell your brother good luck and contact the GI Rights Hotline if he gets screwed by Uncle Sam.