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Jun 25, 2013 EWB commented on Drunk of the Week.
I Was once training a new bouncer, and just after 9pm I spotted a guy peeing on the wall next to his table. (he had been there drinking since we opened). I said "Hey, look your first bounce!" All excited he marched over and immediately spun the guy around, instead of waiting for him to finish.
I sent him home early so he could change his pants, but he never came back.
Jun 10, 2013 EWB commented on Last Days.
@1&4 I wouldn't worry about too much. Sea level rise will take care any of them that can't swim. The rest will end up as refugees in the "deep" south.
Apr 21, 2013 EWB commented on Drunk of the Week.
I only drink scotch, (or jack if i'm really broke) I don't seem to get hangovers any more. Not since I was thirty, and I drink a lot more than I did at twenty.
Apr 3, 2013 EWB commented on Savage Love.
The Second one "WIMP". First off, if my SO made me choose between a bike and her, she probably wouldn't like the answer. Second, advising holding out sex?!? Really? After all the times he has given people a pass for cheating if their partner was withholding?
Mar 19, 2013 EWB answered a bunch of weird questions about himself or herself.
Mar 19, 2013 EWB updated his or her bio.
Jan 31, 2013 EWB commented on Drunk of the Week.
Easy. Pat Benatar, "Sex as a Weapon"! I mean look at that thing, its frightening!
Dec 26, 2012 EWB commented on Savage Love.
@32 No look at the typos, it might actually be christians.
Nov 7, 2012 EWB updated the link to his or her website.
Nov 7, 2012 EWB commented on HOLY POT-SMOKIN’ SHIT!.
As a non-smoker I think this needed to happen for very different reasons. For too long we have allowed mostly innocent and harmless people to go to jail. Less expense for tax payers. More importantly it will no longer be a gateway to criminal lifestyle.

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