Achieve the Four Modernizations.

A,then,A.
Sep 13 A,then,A. commented on If You Could Go Back In Time And Kill Hitler Before He Was, You Know, Hitler....
Funny you should mention this, Mr. Savage, as it was a running theme/joke at tonight's Bar Room Writers Initiative at Barca. I saw Mr. Constant was there. I wonder did he enjoy it?
Aug 31 A,then,A. commented on Michael Jackson Flash Mob.
I really love this.. how do you get in on shit like this?!
Aug 13 A,then,A. commented on Morning Mail Bag: Ragin' Asian Edition.
I don't even have to try v hard to never read the Weekly, but..

..That story caught my eye a week-or-so ago & as I read it, my stomach churned as I agonized through every paragraph.
I was appalled by the thought of this being a reality:

Someone actually published this completely racist, asinine, trite, piece-of-shit, sorry-ass excuse for journalistic prose?! In the city I live in?! As a cover-page headline!? As the Feature Story!?

Eeew-ah!

I still don't know if it was real or tongue-in-cheek. That couldn't have been real?! I'm still just trying to forget about it. Erase it from my memory.
Aug 11 A,then,A. commented on Fat Chance.
P.S.

If you get this surgery, you must exercise & lift weights to avoid the hanging-folds-of-skin!

& drink your protein shakes!
Or else you will creepily waste away before your friends eyes, scaring them into secretly hoping you aren't going to die.
Die thin & still pretty, but still die.
Aug 11 A,then,A. commented on Fat Chance.
My advice is for him to get a job that offers insurance that will pay for it, even if he only has the job long enough to get the surgery.
Where I work, at least 15 people have recently gotten the surgery on the company's dime.
From what I've witnessed, the gastric bypass is drastic & has varied results, & the lap band seems to make people loose weight at a more natural pace.
Jul 20 A,then,A. commented on Advertising Today.
Charles:
I'm wondering what you would've thought had it instead been a black woman & white man?
Jul 8 A,then,A. commented on News Flash: Dutch Animal-Rights Activists Loonier Than PETA!.
@1
Actually, her legs were really hot.. you just have bad taste.
Jun 10 A,then,A. commented on A Reminder.
What. The Fuck was that? What the fuck was that!

& re: @23
ditto.
Jun 8 A,then,A. commented on Justin Kirk: Angels, AIDS, All Stars, and All-stars!.
@ 17: I just want you to know that someone out here knows that you are a piece-of-shit human.
Jun 8 A,then,A. commented on Justin Kirk: Angels, AIDS, All Stars, and All-stars!.
@ 17: I just want you to know that someone out here knows that you are a piece-of-shit human.
 
 

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