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Dec 30, 2015 Missliss commented on I Just Saw a Squirrel Eating an Avocado.
Jesus, Frizzelle. How stoned are you?
Nov 3, 2015 Missliss commented on Cupcake Royale's "Seattle Sweeties" Series Benefits a Great Cause, But Its Marketing Campaign Is a Very Bad Idea.
Wait, what? That one line you quote is absolutely insufficient evidence to support your objections. Just because he's singing about sexytimes doesn't mean that he's insufficiently against violence against women. You sound pissed for the sake of it. So make a better case or expect people to read your displeasure as petulant and unfounded. And perplexing.
Apr 1, 2015 Missliss answered a bunch of weird questions about himself or herself.
Apr 1, 2015 Missliss commented on Asian-American Man Says Starbucks Employee Accused Him of Wanting to Steal Company Secrets to Take to China.
Wow. Now THIS is thought provoking reporting! Um, wait, no, it's unsubstantiated rumor-mongering. I'm not a bandwagon kind of a gal, but whereas I read Slog religiously in the recent past, I only check it occasionally now. And this sort of pathetic gossip masquerading as reporting is why.
Mar 16, 2015 Missliss commented on Lindy West Signs a Big Book Deal and Other Art Stories Around the City.
Lindy West thinks deeply and lives fully, if her writing is any indication. You could find millions of older people who lack imagination. I wouldn't want to read a memoir by one of them. I look forward with excitement to reading Lindy's.
Jan 30, 2015 Missliss commented on Conan, Marshawn Lynch, and Rob Gronkowski vs. Mortal Combat X!.
Conan was stoned as fuck. I think. I hope. And I so want to eat waffles and watch cartoons with Marshawn.
Sep 18, 2014 Missliss commented on The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby Is a Long Film About White People Who Don’t Have a Story to Tell.
I'm going to repost what Kiznit wrote above because it's worth restating and I'll add that sometimes Charles simply comes across as insufferably self-important and sometimes he comes across as a pathological narcissist.

"Have your baby die and tell me how mundane it is. Sometimes Charles seems like an ass, and sometimes he seems like a straight-up monster.

Those of us that have been through the death of a baby find the grief ALMOST as hard, universal, and compelling a subject as which side of the fucking escalator a person should stand on to ensure they don't go to hell."
Aug 27, 2014 Missliss commented on The Morning News: ISIS, Russia, Cherish.
"Lede", Dan. Not "lead".
May 19, 2014 Missliss commented on I'm Jewish, I Was at the Macklemore Show, and Here's What I Saw.
This is a major league fuck-up. And if you think we're over-reacting, pay some attention to history. Sweet Jesus. 2000 years of people stereotyping and demonizing us, often with fatal effects. So yeah, this was idiotic and offensive.
Apr 10, 2014 Missliss commented on One NIMBY to Rule Them All.
There's no way I'm paying for that rag, so I've hit the pay wall. If someone would please summarize, I'd be grateful.