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Jun 7

LogopolisMike commented on What Do You Think of the Blue Jasmine Trailer?.

Jasmine has always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Jun 6

LogopolisMike commented on New Netflix Series A-Comin'!: Orange Is the New Black.

I hope somebody with more time and skills and patience cuts Taylor Schilling's big speech about how she's not any better than anyone else in jail with some of her monologues from Atlas Shrugged: Part I.

Apr 25

LogopolisMike commented on One Out of Two Bushes Think Jeb Bush Should Run for President.

So this means he's not running right. Because if I understand anything about how the Bush family works, it's that her opinion trumps all.

I may be basing this on a Simpsons episode though.

Apr 23

LogopolisMike commented on Advice Cop: Wanting to Fuck 19-20 Year Old Guys ≠ Wanting to Fuck Nine Year Old Boys.

Back in my day, we called being 19/20 and taking gifts from older men who wanted to fuck you, 'being 19 or 20.'

Apr 23

LogopolisMike commented on Box Turtle Bulletin: It's the Tenth Anniversary of Rick Santorum's Infamous "Man On Dog" Interview With the Associated Press!.

In celebration, it seems the AP Twitter account has decided to screw the pooch today.

Apr 1

LogopolisMike commented on What Do You Think of the 2 Guns Trailer?.

I think there might have actually been four twists.

Apr 1

LogopolisMike commented on The Slog Netflix Streaming Club: Freaks & Geeks, "Kim Kelly Is My Friend".

I'm not being hyperbolic when I said that this episode of TV made me start forgiving people who were horrible to me in high school.

Mar 18

LogopolisMike commented on "He Will Become One Of The First Men In The World To Have A Penis Built From His Own Arm".

@1 Isn't is uncomfortable to tuck your t-shirts in your underwear?

I think so. But then again, I have always had a penis that could get in the way.

Mar 12

LogopolisMike commented on We Can't Make Gay Marriage Legal Because Then Gay People Will Start Having Sex.

What don't these people get about how once you get married you usually have sex less? If you want to lower rates of sinful sodomy, forced monogamous marriages for all gay folk!