Apr 1, 2012 Grist commented on ECCC Roundup: Highlights and Photos.
That is the least colossal Colossus ever.
Jan 1, 2012 Grist commented on Another Year End List: My Top 5 Metal Albums Of 2011.
You owe it to yourself to check out Warning.

This was an amazing year for death metal, beyond the stuff you already mentioned (of which Disma was my personal favorite). Execration's "Odes of the Occult" and Antediluvian's "Through the Cervix of Hawaah" both deserve attention.
Dec 16, 2011 Grist commented on Andrew Breitbart Uses Nazi Propaganda on His Website.
Damn those pro-radical radicals!
Sep 30, 2011 Grist commented on American Juggalo: You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll "Whoop Whoop!".
Remember the end of "Aliens," where they nuke the colony from orbit? I think about that every time I read something about the Gathering.
Aug 3, 2011 Grist commented on Slaughterhouse-Five Is Apparently "Contrary to the Bible" Now.
Isn't the Bible full of principles contrary to the Bible?
Jul 24, 2011 Grist commented on Cold Cave: Let's Talk About Goths.
Worth noting: That guy used to be this guy.
Jul 14, 2011 Grist commented on Busking Outside Value Village at 11 AM in the Rain.
@2: "Busking" is the name of a sex act that involves defecating (or sometimes urinating) into someone's ear while in a public place.
May 28, 2011 Grist commented on The Death of a Man Who Looks Unkillable.
We killed this guy, too.
May 27, 2011 Grist commented on Hobo with a Shotgun: It’s a hobo. With a shotgun..
Fucking Canadians.
May 25, 2011 Grist answered a bunch of weird questions about himself or herself.