Apr 16, 2015 jenc01 commented on Drunk of the Week.
@2 - Woah is not a word, Mr. Engineeringer.
Apr 9, 2015 jenc01 commented on Drunk of the Week.
The Muff Mash
Mar 4, 2015 jenc01 commented on The Architect Who Wants to Redesign Being Dead.
@9 - you're going to need to make arrangement soon if you're a measly cubic yard. Average humans are closer to 0.09 cubic yards in volume. Ten times that would make you very. very large.

Interesting and thought-provoking read - I'm all in favor of eating Uncle Ned's carrots but the organic lobby is going to have a fit about the Cheesy Poofs dipped in Cheez Whiz that @9 subsists on.
Mar 3, 2015 jenc01 commented on I, Anonymous.
Creepy. Fake, but creepy.
Mar 3, 2015 jenc01 commented on What Happened to Bike Activism in Seattle?.
Ugh, let's rehash the same tired talking points that have been discussed and rebutted. Let me know when Critical Ass returns and then we can discuss the merits of the War on _______ (cars, bikes, drugs, Nickels, McGinn, Sasquatch). So sad that bikes have lost their in-house lobby - just know that the other 90% of us are quite pleased.
Nov 21, 2014 jenc01 commented on Lunchtime!.
The date appears to be incorrect on this archived article. It says November 19, 2014 but should obviously read November 19, 1994. Please correct.
Oct 28, 2014 jenc01 commented on What Smoking Weed Does to Teen Brains.
*Insert stupid fucking Ducks joke*

*Insert MALT LIQUOR and COCAINE joke*

*Insert silly hipster joke*

At least I'm not a PBR drinking Seattle grammar Nazi douche bag.

Yes you are, Ziff, and it's ok.
Oct 23, 2014 jenc01 commented on Drunk of the Week.
Suck it Kelly O

You sad inglorious ho

You make my puke flow

This was written in ctmcmull's honor.
Sep 17, 2014 jenc01 commented on How Not to Lose Your Virginity.
"Dowager" = "Towards Sex" autocorrect?