Nov 19
Doctor Memory commented on
Chemicals in Plastics Turn Boys Into Sissies.
Leave it to Loveschild to immediately leap to happy fantasizing about eliminating gender nonconformity.
When you look in the mirror, LC, do you think you see a good person? I assure you that you are mistaken.
Nov 19
Doctor Memory commented on
Chemicals in Plastics Turn Boys Into Sissies.
"more feminine"... [equals] ...less likely to play with boys' toys like cars or to join in rough and tumble games.
*head explodes*
Wow. I think we've just set a new world record for packing the greatest possible number of unexamined assumptions about gender into a single statement.
Nov 19
Doctor Memory commented on
SL Letter of the Day: My Dick Is Bent.
What #15 said. A downward bend is the best thing ever for getting blowjobs while standing. Work on your toppish skills: anyone who likes getting on their knees is going to love the hell out of your cock.
Nov 9
Doctor Memory commented on
Needle Exchanges: Everywhere But Where We Want Them.
Actually, if we want to permanently solve the problem of heroin addiction, we should require that needle exchanges be held in elementary school playgrounds. Trust me, nothing is as effective an inoculation against the supposed glamour of heroin use as meeting some actual junkies at a formative age.
Nov 8
Doctor Memory commented on
Titties and Beer.
The random coloring of "titties" and "ain't" is confounding me. It's like misplaced quotation marks, only substantially weirder.
Oct 26
Doctor Memory commented on
Savage Love Letter of the Day.
Nicholas@57 won the thread, although I'm afraid that only a handful of Old Internet Farts will be aware of the fact.
(I'd ask what ever happened to McElwaine, but I think I'm just as happy not knowing.)
Oct 14
Doctor Memory commented on
When Passive Crime Begets Active Punishment: Danny Boyle's Shallow Grave.
Eric@10: at the risk of getting really, really, really geeky here, the Doctor Who theme music was "written" (composed, ahem), by Ron Grainer and Delia Derbyshire for the original series in 1963. Gold's take on it would be called an arrangement.
(And yes, I'm just being pedantic here: I really, really love Gold's version of the theme, and hope that the new producers retain it.)
Oct 8
Doctor Memory commented on
The Worst Tattoo in the World.
Will@5: as much as that one would make me personally want to kill the bearer if I saw it, it lacks long-term stamina. In a hundred years (if we're lucky), nobody living is going to remember 9/11 as anything other than a paragraph in a high-school american history textbook that they pretended to read. But I feel pretty safe in asserting that baby-fucking will always be taboo.
When you look in the mirror, LC, do you think you see a good person? I assure you that you are mistaken.