Jun 23
Serial Monogamist commented on If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It.
Serial Monogamist commented on If You Can Think of a Better Way to Celebrate Father's Day and Summer Solstice Simultaneously, I'd Like to Hear It.
Jun 23
Serial Monogamist commented on Lunchtime Quickie.
Serial Monogamist commented on Lunchtime Quickie.
The second kid is either the lamest or the awesomest kid ever.
I vote awesome. I mean, rage induced remote control sodomy?! That's fucking brilliant.
I vote awesome. I mean, rage induced remote control sodomy?! That's fucking brilliant.
Jun 16
Serial Monogamist commented on A Memo (and a Poll).
Serial Monogamist commented on A Memo (and a Poll).
I care so little about them that I won't even vote about whether or not to pay attention to them.
THAT'S apathy, folks.
THAT'S apathy, folks.
Jun 4
Serial Monogamist commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day.
Serial Monogamist commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day.
Dangerous masturbation. And why, when he had such easy access to cheap whores who could ease off once his eyes rolled back in his head?
Sad.
Sad.
Jun 4
Serial Monogamist commented on Police Arrest Man for Home Invasion At His Own House.
Serial Monogamist commented on Police Arrest Man for Home Invasion At His Own House.
Misleading to say the least. It wasn't "his own house." He didn't own it, he rented a room in it. If I burn down a Hilton hotel in which I'm renting a room, are you guys going to say "Serial burned down her own hotel?"
C'mon. Just because the story's not interesting enough doesn't mean you get to make up a headline that makes it sound better than it is.
C'mon. Just because the story's not interesting enough doesn't mean you get to make up a headline that makes it sound better than it is.
Jun 3
Serial Monogamist commented on I'm On The Cop's Side.
Serial Monogamist commented on I'm On The Cop's Side.
Fucking anti-pit morons. Talk to people who actually work with animals, like my veterinarian, who told me she's been bitten and attacked by many dogs, and never once was it a pit bull. It's always those little fuckers (whose owners treat them like they're infants because they don't know a thing about dogs) who are really maladjusted.
That said, this moron also clearly didn't know a thing about dogs or about cops. Both can be incredibly dangerous in the wrong setting. He should be glad no one died and leave it at that.
That said, this moron also clearly didn't know a thing about dogs or about cops. Both can be incredibly dangerous in the wrong setting. He should be glad no one died and leave it at that.
Jun 1
Serial Monogamist commented on How Did I Miss This?.
Serial Monogamist commented on How Did I Miss This?.
Wow, Max. Someone took a shit in your Krispy Kreme box today, din't they?
May 28
Serial Monogamist commented on Seattle Police Accidently Release Domestic Violence Murder Suspect.
Serial Monogamist commented on Seattle Police Accidently Release Domestic Violence Murder Suspect.
@ 4
Yes, he's still a suspect, but the headline IS misleading. It suggests that he was suspected of murder at the time he was released. He wasn't. He was a potential suspected murderer at the time of release. Headlines should not just "not lie," they should also get at a complete truth.
But man that's hard to do in eight words or less. Eight words or fewer?
Eh. I give up.
Yes, he's still a suspect, but the headline IS misleading. It suggests that he was suspected of murder at the time he was released. He wasn't. He was a potential suspected murderer at the time of release. Headlines should not just "not lie," they should also get at a complete truth.
But man that's hard to do in eight words or less. Eight words or fewer?
Eh. I give up.
May 28
Serial Monogamist commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day.
Serial Monogamist commented on Savage Love Letter of the Day.
Wench is right, You guys came up with a stupid-ass plan. Let the inexperienced one who is probably shy and nervous be the first one to touch dick? He's initiating three hour contortion sessions and you haven't contorted in such a way as to make dick to SOMETHING contact? He's trying to initiate, but he's probably just sort of a pussy (er, you know what I mean).
C'mon. Touch it. Toooouch it. Kiss it.
Or just move on, I guess. Because it would be so much easier.
C'mon. Touch it. Toooouch it. Kiss it.
Or just move on, I guess. Because it would be so much easier.
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